"I have to confess that, while I'm quite capable with most power tools and household appliances, irons are still a mystery. I can work a washing machine, and a tumble dryer, even old-fashioned things like clothes pegs, but not an iron.
And aren't self-cleaning toilets wonderful?"
Moley - I have mentioned this before - are you quite sure you are not Clive in disguise?
He says men are allergic to irons, washing machines etc and if they try to use a vacuum cleaner it breaks
Aren't you glad the magic washing, ironing, cleaning and cooking fairy visits?