I've just made an offer on a boat!!

[Guest]

Bloody hell.. this is worse than going into labour!!!

Bazza, I KNOW YOU'RE logged ON...WELL......

 

Could this be the first survey delivered by caesarian section…

[headjog]

WEll don't just stand there ditherin' get me pethidine.........NOW

[wrigglefingers]

Not only that but I still can't send him a blinking message. Off to put the kettle on. Again. I may need beer after this.

[Guest]

The midwifes's reporting 2cm dliated....

[headjog]

Not only that but I still can't send him a blinking message. Off to put the kettle on. Again. I may need beer after this.

 

KETTLE??? Fetch the whisky ..Where's that MJG with the pethidine.....NURSE!!!!

& WHO let bazza escape huh? heads will roll for this....

[RLWP]

When he turns up, you're not to mob him with questions. Just stand about acting nonchalant, kicking your heels and gazing into the distance, then someone* could perhaps ask a small, discreet question...

 

Richard

 

*not me, I'm bouncing off the walls in anticipation

[wrigglefingers]

Could this be the first survey delivered by caesarian section…

 

Is it too soon to ask whether he's milking it?

[Guest]

Is it too soon to ask whether he's milking it?

 

He's probably sailed off into the sunset this aft on his purchase and has forgotten all about us plebs in the delivery suite waiting area.....

[headjog]

Mob him with questions??

 

What like, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? & WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS HUH? type questions?

[RLWP]

Mob him with questions??

 

What like, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? & WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS HUH? type questions?

 

Them's the ones.

 

Being a man, I'm off to look for some warm towels and to boil lots of water. I don't know why, but I know my place

 

Richard

[wrigglefingers]

Them's the ones.

 

Being a man, I'm off to look for some warm towels and to boil lots of water. I don't know why, but I know my place

 

Richard

 

Don't forget the clean newspapers and a piece of string.

[RLWP]

Don't forget the clean newspapers and a piece of string.

 

Oh hell, there's always something. Now I'll have to go down the shops...

 

Richard

[Guest]

Don't forget the clean newspapers and a piece of string.

 

so are we doing paper mache pigs Miss??? - if so Richard will need baloons...

[wrigglefingers]

Oh hell, there's always something. Now I'll have to go down the shops...

 

Richard

 

While you're down there can you pick up a couple of pints of semi-skimmed too? Baz hasn't delivered and it's going to be a long wait at this rate.

[Proper Job]

While you're down there can you pick up a couple of pints of semi-skimmed too? Baz hasn't delivered and it's going to be a long wait at this rate.

He's to busy reading the "Bazza2 is missing" topic

 

No........

 

The messia has returned........

[Guest]

Say nowt - he's sneaked in another way...

 

act nonch...

[Barry]

I've been sorting out the payment and insurance people

 

here's the new thread though I'm rather fond of this one I have to say Clicky

[wrigglefingers]

so are we doing paper mache pigs Miss??? - if so Richard will need baloons...

 

Baz has one stuffed up his jumper, so we're sorted there.

 

Appalling spelling though, you can sit down and write out

 

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

 

while we wait.

[headjog]

HuMPH! I'm not impressed. I'm going home to mother...& I'll be looking for maintenance on the little boat too.

[Barry]

Not only that but I still can't send him a blinking message. Off to put the kettle on. Again. I may need beer after this.

 

I thought I deleted a load from my inbox first thing this morning Wriggley - I'll check again

[Guest]

Baz has one stuffed up his jumper, so we're sorted there.

 

Appalling spelling though, you can sit down and write out

 

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

 

while we wait.

 

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

balloons

 

 

Cor that was easy Miss - cut n' pasted it how good is that..

Edited November 16, 2010 by MJG

[wrigglefingers]

I thought I deleted a load from my inbox first thing this morning Wriggley - I'll check again

 

Harumph! What you doing here? We're having a lovely time complaining about you behind your back....

 

So?

[headjog]

Harumph! What you doing here? We're having a lovely time complaining about you behind your back....

 

So?

 

You tell 'im wriggley. I'm right behind you

[Barry]

Harumph! What you doing here? We're having a lovely time complaining about you behind your back....

 

So?

 

There's only a dozen or so messages left showing so I don't know why you can't PM me Wriggley

[wrigglefingers]

There's only a dozen or so messages left showing so I don't know why you can't PM me Wriggley

 

 

It said Bazza2 can't receive any new messages in one of the those official looking rounded corner boxes. So you're either full or you've blocked me.

 

You reckon your inbox is empty so ....

 

Actually it wasn't all that interesting and the moment has passed for me to the Do The Voice of Reason really!

 

Welcome to an insane world where nothing is as it seems ......