Chris Lowe

Ricky Gervais makes me reach for that he isn't funny at all.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.” He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?” Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.” The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: “Are – my – test – results – back?”

That is a superb shot

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Probably the Royal Oak at New Bolingbroke it's been closed for a while now or it was last time I went there and so is the Jolly Sailor at Hagnaby lock. It's petty much the Red Lion at Revesby or East Kirkby for beer now.

Medlam Drain 2018 I was staying next to the drain in this. Was that the Red Lion at Revesby?

This bit of the navigable drains may be a problem. @PeterScott Hagnaby Lock 2018 The channel the other side of the bridge.

It's just abutments on the 1884 6inch map as well so looks like never finished.

Peter your photos are brilliant have you cruised every waterway?

I'll be updating canalmaponline with the Leominster canal features soon, I've got the expert in canal maps Richard Dean checking my work.

Is your other name Cousin IT

John have you got any old Anglo Welsh brochures from this time I hired from them a few times mostly from Great Haywood?