A hornet appears to have moved into my kitchen. And I've abandoned ship

[John V]

Bizzard, was that the one with the dickey seat in the fishtail?

[Ronniesonic]

Late to the party but I have taken a dislike to Hornets / whatever they are.

 

5am last Saturday morning, outside hanging up the Missus bloomers & a like, wearing my flop flips & jimjams.

What a beautiful morning I thought.

 

Heard a loud buzzing sound. Huck dee! I whispered. It was mazzive & I have never seen anything like it before.

I downed aforementioned washing & did that slow then quicker walk up the garden. Very much larry Graysonesque.

The blighter followed me so about turn & I weaved back to the Hooose. It got closer & uncontrollably I screamed, ran inside & shut the door behind me.

 

I swear it stuck around for hours casting a shadow everytime it fly past.

 

Anyway, these should be in the jungle only & regardless of what the Springwatch mob say I would have smashed it with anything I could get my hands on........ If I had not ran away that is.

 

So im with the 'not in my house' brigade all the way............