Great Christmas Turkey recipe.

[Cruisin']

Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a

stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was

perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is

thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

 

Small turkey

1 cup melted butter

1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)

1 cup uncooked popcorn ('ORVILLE' REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)

Salt/pepper to taste

 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt,

and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.

 

Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

 

Listen for the popping sounds.

 

When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done

[Janet S]

I love that one! Another great Christmas recipe.....

 

Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies

 

Ingredients:

 

1 cup of water

Lemon juice

1 tsp baking soda

4 large eggs

1 cup of sugar

1 cup of nuts

1 tsp salt

2 cups of dried fruit

1 cup of brown sugar

1 cup Jack Daniels Whiskey

 

1. Sample the Jack Daniels to check quality.

2. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniels again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

3. Turn on the electric beater.

4. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

5. Add one teaspoon of sugar....

6. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniels is still okay. Try another cup, just in case.

7. Turn off the mixerer thingy.

8. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

9. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

10. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniels for tonsisticity.

11. Next, sift two cups of salt, or whatever. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jack Daniels.

12. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

13. Greash the oven. Turn the cake 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

14. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

 

CHERRY MISTMAS

[haggis]

I love that one! Another great Christmas recipe.....

 

Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies

 

Absolutely brilliant!

 

Haggis

[Cruisin']

I love that one! Another great Christmas recipe.....

 

Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies

 

Luv that one. Getting my hat & coat on. I'm off to buy some Jack Daniels.