NO, This is how they spend your money

[seaandland]

I have been asked to go on a LAMPING course, its a course for training me how to change light bulbs. I have to have a step ladder assessed of course by the health and safety, but im not sure if i need someone to hold the ladder or not.

 

B/W what next.

[Supermalc]

I have been asked to go on a LAMPING course...

 

Well then you'll need one of these......

 

 

Barney with friends in his younger days........

[Gnome K Gnome]

B/W what next.

 

Make sure the step ladder is marked as suitable for industrial use ......

[Chris Lingwood]

oh so THATS why it takes ages to get bulbs changed at the marina.

[bottle]

Do not forget to carry out a risk assessment, in triplicate, it is your responsibility and if you deem it to dangerous, refuse to carry out the task.

 

Outside contractors will then be hired.

 

You know it makes sense.

[NB Willawaw]

We are having our works christmas party on a boat this year.

I have been issued with a safety assessment, method statement and a load of other twaddle.

 

Litigation crazy or what ?

[faithhealer]

I have been asked to go on a LAMPING course, its a course for training me how to change light bulbs. I have to have a step ladder assessed of course by the health and safety, but im not sure if i need someone to hold the ladder or not.

 

B/W what next.

 

Erm excuse me sir but i hope you dont intend to climb that step ladder without a

safety helmet & high vis vest & goggles or the health & safety police will beat you

round the head with a rolled up health & safety policey.

faithhealer

[sueb]

Going along the Thames this summer someone had an accident caused by the gunge on the lock ladders. Four lock keepers were discussing how to clean them, the fith had got a preasure washer and was doing the job!

Sue