That is a funny post, You say that there is too much offence taking then agree with someone who is taking offence.
I haven't seen that many folks towing on the tow path! Is it a walking path or a jogging path? A fishing path or a mooring path? Thinking a little more, it is probably a path where a horse is led by a bridle and hence a bridlepath and we all know what is allowed on a bridlepath.
And the one above is even funnier. But I might get banned or even arrested if I tried to reply. But, I will take the 80kg as a compliment.