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    Angling<br />Motorbike racing and hospitals.<br />Broken bone specialists.<br />

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    Attempting to build a 65ft cruiser stern.

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  1. I hear Alfie Patten has joined "Fathers for justice". In an interview he said "It made sense cos I've already got a spiderman outfit".
  2. You have to get another dog soon or it will be a waste of a good dog owner.
  3. No, they should all be made to come and try and set fire to my friends dog. They both work at Woodhill Prison,I would pay to watch.
  4. Hmm, certainly got on Old Toms wick.
  5. jeb


    An old one but, How does the driver of the snow plough get to work ?
  6. BBC report here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/7853070.stm Those fish have been naughty, stirring up the mud and eating things they should'nt.
  7. jeb

    No rcd

    Thanks Morphyous , maybe I should have put free download as that site requires a small fee of £506 to access the site.
  8. jeb

    No rcd

    I am thinking of putting the RCD document together myself for my own boat even though I have no intention of selling it. Does anyone know where a sample document may be downloaded. I know these documents will vary but I will hopefully get the gist of what is required. Edited for spelling
  9. I felt really sorry for the elderly lady who dropped dead at the till just in front of me. She had just bought a bag for life.
  10. I was looking at it yesterday and now it looks like registered members only. Shame really as I was looking forward to following the 48hr thread. I could always sign up I suppose but that would be mercenary just to see Carlt become it s second victim.
  11. The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  12. jeb

    Boat Insurance

    Hi John , have a look here - http://www.onlyinsurance.com/Bike-Insuranc...-available.aspx I have no idea what they are like though.
  13. jeb

    Eye of the needle

    If the date had been April 1st then my mind would have been made up.
  14. Clicky thingy http://www.biertijd.com:80/mediaplayer/?itemid=10248
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