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If any of you are passing and have a grumbling tummy and are in this area ..well the Rose & Crown Pub, in Zouch, Leics is a most wonderous happy place to stop for a lickle bit of nosh. Pikey and moi adn her friend > International Rescue Man lol , went off for a poodle in search of food and came upon this establishment oh! my giddy aunt we all feasted very well indeedy, with moi having a most delicious scrummy Steak and Stilton pie,creamy mash lovely veggies, pikey had lambs liver and mash adn veggies and IRM had fish in beery batter and chips. Pikey and moi being greedy guts ordered the most scrumpcious desert moi has ever tasted so far.. a toffee sponge, toffee pieces and sauce and icecream, twas very moorish mmm... and moi ended up fininshing orf pikeys left overs ..Well moi has had the snottie grotties and needed extra substance The people are so welcoming to everyone, especially us boaters lol as we were erm.... tidy but not dressed in our finery ..as we were all far to hungry to get dolled up, after doing a bit of boaty work. They were so sweet to moi... due to my desperate need for a burst of karoke and suggested that moi could just sing along with to the music channel that they had on, Yippeee!! twas so happy and although moi feet and toes were itching to get up dance .. a peep at pikey and IRM ..ahem!! with their looks of .. TREE..dont you ruddy dare LOL... so just sang along and jiggled my toes under the table hahahahaha.( nowt can keep a good woman down The prices are really reasonable and the portions ... they were massive and the service was 110% we all had so much fun and a wonderful evening, making new friends. The only strangeish thingy was when pikey ( call yersen a pal grr..) and IRM tried to do a runner and hide behind the hedge, whilst moi was still busy nattering ( as per usual hahaha) in the pub with everyone twas no good as moi spotted them laughing and giggling .. would not have worked anyway as moi is still a very fast runner ...Osain who ?? aint got a patch on moi 10/10 pikey and moi minus IRM..have just enjoyed a tummy filling breakfast, we only ordered the regular brekkie and cor blimey vicar, twas Marvelous ( moi is indeedy a bit of a boaty grub up establishment expert)..and so cheap. Spent time nattering to a woverly member of RBOA, who kindly invited us to their meeting...but alas we are unable to join them today. PS. Tis an ideal place to hold a 'banteroo' Now off to mini mooch around Long Eaton's charity shops

Dearest master bizzard , tis cos in moi case ..blind as a bat without my spectacles, runs and checks for watery eyes..oppsi daisy ..damn and blast dem der onions Oh eck must dash and tidy up pykeys boat before she gets back from work..quickly hides empty biccie packet under one of the wolves laters Alligators

Not unless you are playing a musical instrument Sacred blue ..moi rude?? Hmm..you are a complete stranger on an internet forum, and you do not know moi..so how on Earth do you presume lol to know what moi is thinking ?? Oh eck moi didn't know cwdf has a PSYCHIC section !!!!! If moi content offends ..do not read or respond..how difficult is that ?? Take care..life is really too short, we are all longer under the ground of this wondrous planet of ours, than above it Whoopsie forgot a bit.. Just to clarify ..once again Unless Daniel or any of the Mods, inform moi that ..moi tree talk is not allowed on this forum, then moi will continue lol. If some people want to grumble, so be it as that is their perogative Moi would ask that they do not derail other important threads,by bringing it up on them as that is rude and unfair to other OP's in moi opinion. They could always start a separate thread about it ...but moi will moi change ..ERM.........nope

Whispers just to avoid confuddlement...said in a broad Yorkshire accent, as that is where moi was born and bred..ahem!! Eee by gum ecky thump thars means moi you could have just written person is called Tree ...a Proud Yorkshire Lass as you were

Aww.junior sorry to hear that you are having a few issues, but with help from your friends on here, moi is sure things will get a lot better. Fwiw moi some times has grotty days especially when moi is unable to get owt done on moi boat due to the river mucking about grr.. Before my boat sank she was perfick and even though moi is now living on her, and all moi has is the floor down, the inside only ' battened out and insulated',a make up bed, camping stove and a oil filled rad to keep moi cosy and warm,my cassette and moi has to fill up water bottles, and poodle to the shower block..moi knows tis only temporary ,and moi will get my boat back ship shape again, and that spures me on, plus living back on a boat and the wonderful IMO way of life, out weighs moi lickle boaty problems. It will get better and the mostest important thing is to try and get off the boat and be around friends, when things seem too much to handle all at once. Like you moi works away ( in moi case 2wks on and 2 wks off), and came back Monday thinking yippee got plenty of time off..so can get people to help moi get on with work on moi boat..but nope grr..not possible due to present temp mooring and the ruddy river going up and Dow like a flipping 'yoyo'. Its so frustrating so rather than sitting aboard getting grumpy, moi phoned one of my good friends pykebird..Help!! Carnt do owt on moi boat, totally +''+&-;-;-: off so can moi come and doss on your boat for a few days lol It really helps to sometimes get away and then you tend to come back to your boat revitalised and raring to get the boaty niggles sorted out. Hope this helps

hiya kingswood firstly welcomes to the forum .. Moi moored moi boat at Whilton marina for a couple of years, and found everyone so kind and helpful, and as moi was living in Wales at the time, Andy the marina manager would keep an eye on my boat and even look after the plants and herbs on moi boat. They have security cameras and good IMO parking facilities and showers and toilets. Whilst moi was moored there the fabulous chandelry was run by Richard, where the service was 100% and the products reasonable..plus Richard is such a woverly kind and helpful patient chap..bless having to put up with moi often dashing into his shop, in a puddle..saying 'Richard Help!! Moi has a problem, he never batted an eyelid at moi running around like a headless chicken covered in diesel..he would calmly help moi out with advice he is no longer there and based further up the 'cut' Moi has now been rooted on a river farm mooring for nearly a year and it is in the most beautiful setting nestled in a kind of dip, surrounded by oddles of trees and is so tranquil, even though the nearest town is only 7 minutes by car and 5 mins by cycle ( moi is a bit of a cyclist and rides fast wahayyyyyy.head down on the handle bars and zoom..moi is off like a rocket lol) moi has a woverly mooring where parking is in sight of my boat, a farm shop selling oddles of products, its also on a coal and fuel boat run..shower facility and a wonderful,kind sweet farmer with excellent rates. ( mind you lol having the farmer shout ' tree you noisy #ugger!! When he passed by the shower today as moi was happily going through my repotoir of musical songs was funny yesterday its a really nice community. I am now often away from my boat working for 2 weeks at a time, because moi is a self employed support worker, but moi knows my boat will be safe as the other boaters look after her for moi when moi is not here, checking the ropes, and even moving her to safer moorings for moi due to recent floods and high water. Moi has been asked to go over to New York for a couple of months later on in the year with my work, and was going to decline the offer because moi was worried about leaving moi boat for so long.The farmer and other moorers have told moi not to worry as they will all keep an eye on her for me..so go and enjoy and not worry It all depends on where you would like to moor, what facilities you require as well as how much you are willing to pay. Good luck with your search . Both of these moorings have shoreline available with water points and elsan disposable points as well as recycling rubbish facilities Edited as moi forgot an important IMO bit..at moi present mooring the farmer does not mind anyone doing works on their boats, which is a godsend as moi is having to completely re-fit out mine. Bear in mind that some places are not so helpful and could impose certain restrictions re: you may only use their marina engineers/work staff. Good moorings are often as rare as hen' teeth, but my bestest advice is to walk along your preferred mooring area and talk to other Moorers there as it costs nowt to ask, as well as looking at the Cart moorings on their online site, as well as looking in Waterways World magazine ( you can peep for free Lol if you read in the main newsagent/stationary shops ..Towpath Talk and Tiller paper, as well as doing what you are doing on here

Haha..tis cos moi is a proud and fiery Yorkshire lass lol You should have twigged that by now lol Touche

Deary moi..don't panic anyone reading this next bit, and call the RSPCA..as it feels like moi is 'flogging a dead horse'. erm..dh you are right in stating what moi put before..it is because moi can, and thank fully living in the society that we do, moi does not have to give anyone the reason, Why Why do you assume that moi has to explain moi actions to you, when frankly not surely lol it is non of your business..its that simple and moi is amazed that you cannot seem to comprehend this simple fact. I don't want to seem rude or owt, but as you are not a lone female boater, it dont concern you and what moi does really has got nowt to do with you as well. Tis not like moi has got you in a Mick MacManus strangle arm hold is it, forcing you to read moi posts lol... Moi carnt be any clearer than that. If you no likely..don't ready

good luck, keeping moi eyes,fingers and toes crossed for you all

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moi would just like to wish the woverly purple fairie a most wondrous happy fun filled day ( you taking note smudge .. May it be full of love, laughter and end with happy memories to make you both smile in the years to come, and each day forward be the same Trees crunching huggles from your fellow river dwelling wacky friend xx It was woverly meeting up with you both at the banteroo, catch you again soon for a culpa Brightest sunlight blessings

Yikes fiddly dash..enough of this chatter natter typing, moi is off duty and enjoying the sunshine..plus moi needs to get a move on and pack moi rucksack for a few days, to spend with my sisteroo on her boat Look out any boaters on the Soar ..tree is on her way..gabber dabber dooo P.s. norty Nene be good for tree..as moi don't wanna get out moi cauldron and start casting spells haha

Oh moi giddy aunt and hell fire and brimstones...dh you have made it perfectly clear that you find my tree terminology irritating ..hence why do you feel the need to continue to comment on moi posts, if they annoy you so much ?? Hence moi reference to MCA. While we are at it lol let me clarify simply for you..that moi has never heard a child or adult speak or write the way that moi does, and moi has been supporting both in specialised centres as well as main stream educational ones. It is just the way moi is and has always been and it didn't stop moi getting a social care degree lol Just ignore moi posts ..it is really that simple

Hey steady on there woverly man Hope to catch up with you and James soon, trees crunching huggles xxx Hmm..fellow partner in crime , thankly goodness yer omitted to spill the beans about moi singing in the shops and dancing in the streets haha...don't forget moi is expecting nay demanding to eat lots of your yummy cakes when ime at yours later on Don't you dare ruddy cheat and buy some cakes from Tescipoes..plus as moi is recovering from snottie grottoes atishooo..don't forget extra choccies

Hmm..if you meant why the delay ?? Then dh let moi explain this as simples as moi can for you ( ERM..does moi need to check the Mental Capacity Act ??hmm.. Not sure ) OK here goes ... ' frankly moi dear..imagine here a yanky doodle accent ..can you do that OK?? It ain't non of your gawd damm business ........ Moi now hope you get moi drift.... be happy

Whoopsie daisy !! Lol twm you forgot to add ..putting the world to right..as well as 'Pole Dancing' classes

this sounds a fabulous event and fingers adn toes crossed moi might be able to pop up and enjoy it, tis moi kind of thingyme bob