Fishing

[Proper Job]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

 

First guy:

"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."

 

Second guy:

"That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."

 

Third guy:

"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

 

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him.

 

"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

 

Fourth guy:

"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: "Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."

[Naughty Cal]

You've got that wrong. I have to force the rod into the OH's hands so that i can get rid of him for a few hours

[The Anonymous Bard]

 

Like it!

 

Two guys were sat a short distance below Trent Bridge happily fishing away when a funeral procession travelled over.

 

On seeing this, one of the guys stood up, took off his hat, bowed his head and remained silent for a minute.

 

The other guy then said,

 

"That was very decent of you".

 

The guy who had shown the respect then replied...

 

"Well I was married to her for thirty five years"!