Black Country Lee

No, it's the other one, Katherine Anne Parker and I've just had a reply... Hello, After my last experience I'm not welcome visits any more, sorry. The best way to complete this transaction, because of the distance problem (I'm in Ellon in Scotland, the boat is also here with me), is to use eBay Money Back Guarantee. They will handle everything for both of us, including transportation and transfer of the boat papers to your name. You don't have to pay anything extra, the total price that you must pay for this boat is £6,720, including transportation and transfer of the papers to your name. Here is how the transaction will go on: -I will make a private eBay listing for you. -You will have to click "buy it now", fill in the forms and follow the instructions. -eBay will send you an invoice with all the transaction details and the payment instructions. -You will have to secure the funds to eBay. -After the funds will be secured to eBay, the delivery will begin and the boat will arrive to you in max. 48 hours. -When the boat will be in your custody, you will have a 3 days inspection period. If everything is alright, the transaction ends and eBay will release the money to me. If there is something wrong with the boat, you will be fully refunded and I'll get my boat back too, without any extra fees. Everything is covered by eBay. I will get paid only after you confirm that you received it. I would need your ebay username so I can send you the link. I'm waiting for your reply. Thank you. Yes of course I'll tell you all these details!!! For a start my date of birth is the 15th October 2014!!!! Lol. Imagine the jiffy bag it'll turn up in?! I hope it's sent recorded delivery lol. Lee.

Right, now I'm actually home this was the reply I received... Hello, This boat its just perfect, Immaculate condition, no damages, once with the boat you will also get all the equipment my husband had. The final price is not negotiable: £6720. My husband died 2 months ago and I can't even use it because I don't have a driver's license. I had a buyer just 1 week ago but that person really scared me. He came with 2 friends and wanted to pay me with fake notes. I was lucky that my father in law was close and noticed that. Since I'm getting a lot of messages regarding the sale, I decided to list it on eBay with a buy it now option and whoever wins it will be the next owner. I assume you already have an eBay account. If not, please register and let me know when you are ready so I can email you the link. If you'd like to secure the deal before anybody else does, then please buy it on eBay. Feel free to ask me any questions. Thanks My reply just was... Hi again, I do have another question. When and where can I view the boat? Lee. I don't expect a reply! Lee.

I've just had a reply to my Loot query. I'd copy n paste but I'm on my phone. It's almost word perfect to the previously posted fake reply. Lee.

The seal/joint between the steel and GRP can be problematic with regards to water ingress. Do you know or can you ask if it's ever been rejointed? Check for water damage inside below the gunwales. It's quite a job to reseal them properly, normally involves jacking the whole GRP top up off the hull. Lee.

BW Reg. No. 88396 I think...

I don't like to appear desperate but I tried

Hi, I really like the look of this boat, it's just what I've been looking for Where is the boat moored? Would it be possible for me to come see it this weekend? Thanks in advance. Lee. Lets see what happens lol. Incidentally, pic 5 on the advert has the BW Reg. No. on it and a mobile number, can anyone read them? Lee.

OK bait taken, question time for Katherine lol Lee.

But if you read the description, there are twin bunks at the stern then and engine bay before the galley... It's the flippin' tardis lol Lee.

A simple switch/relay/timer relay as you leave, a glass break detector and some (several)135db sirens (not quite legal in this country) from the USofA Some scroat breaks a window, detector picks it up and screams blue murder till the timer relay cuts them off. After they've soiled themselves from the shock of the sirens, them and their poopy pants will be off as fast as they can hobble lol I did something similar when fitting a CAT1 alarm to a previous car. Silent/un-flashing alarm state for 30 seconds, doors deadlock then 4 x 135db sirens and 2 ultra white strobes go off inside the car with the standard siren, hazards and main beams/fog lights. At least if they got away they'd be half blind n stone deaf lol. Lee.

I'd buy them all but pay by Nigerian Western Union Lee.

Filming is easy enough to DIY with the glass in place, it can be tricky to keep air bubbles out but there are tricks. I did a short stint tinting car windows (limos n chavs mostly) and didn't take me long to get the knack. Lee.

Well done SC It's a great feeling when you fix something yourself isn't it? Lee.

There are footbridges and pavements across the A road bridges. Lee.

Long and short is a filter that removes any particulate larger than 5,000th of a millimeter, the charcoal also helps with certain bacteria and contaminants in the water. Charcoal has a very large surface area which aids the filtering process. Lee.

All over, eGay, RS etc., have a google for 'slide on numbered cable sleeves'. Lee. ETA:- if you number a circuit, use 100's for lights, 200's for 12v sockets etc. and live side differently numbered after a switch. E.G. a light circuit is 100 from the breaker to switch, 101 after the switch and 103 for the -ve returning.

Just a small area then lol. I never have any trouble on the Brum network, mind I'm 6'2", fairly well built, shaved head and mostly look like I'd snap 'em before looking at them. Most entertaining watching groups of local inbreds youth part like the Red Sea as I walk straight at them. I agree with NN, timing is a factor, they are rarely up before lunch unless it's signing on day lol. Lee.

I have a big box of these... Each circuit I install is numbered both ends, at joints or switches and on the plans so they can be identified at a glance. Lee.

I'll find them out for you but it'll be the morning now, I'm too knackered to trapse the length of the garden now lol. Lee.

Yes, definately 400 x 400 but looking at them they are actually 4kg not 5kg. They're the Zanussi Studio range. Lee.

Excellent work Richard Another masterpiece. Lee

I've already got separates for when I get back on the water, a matching pair of 5kg washer and vented dryer. As they were purchased as a pair they came with a mount to fix the dryer on top of the washer, this makes them 400mm W x 400mm D x 1300mm H. Perfect for lil ole me. Lee.