I'll try not to be graphic.
3 years ago, I spent a small fortune on a hand pump and never found the courage to use it.
Yesterday morning, out of necessity, I used it for the first time. I moored up by an elsan point and pumped out into a 25 litre plastic container before decantering into the elsan. I did this 3 or 4 times until the job was finished.
Ideally, it's a 2 person job though - one person operating the pump, whilst the other holds the exit hose steady (in my case, a wide, soft hose - roughly 7 feet long). I deliberately bought a shorter hose as - being a single boater - I knew that the longer, standard ones, intended for pumping out directly into the Elsan, would be less practical for me.
Does anyone with experience of operating a hand pump single handedly in the way I have described have any tips on stopping the exit hose from flying out of the container during the pumping process? My 2 thoughts so far are (1) attaching a weight to the end (2) cutting the hose down to 4 ft so that I can hold it with one hand whilst pumping with the other.
Next time I do this, my goals are to eliminate trauma and not to follow up with a trip to the launderette.