Ian C

Kevin's are you saying you like arses?

Skol.

Sorry affy misread you reply thought it said uncut loaf Leave the bread to go stale then toast it ,it tastes twice as nice also I find raspberry jam is the nicest on toast .toastie anyone ?.

A

Lets all strip naked and parade our ignorances

I thought gay meant happy joyous am I right ducky, :captain: Quack Quack

He's always joking chazz , don't take him to heart though today I must admit he's harsher than before probably due to the fact he carnt get his toupee. On straight.

Sorry I've not been back on , I can only come on the computer in between jobs as I work full time as a cobbler, some guy just been in with a pair of boating plimsolls, had to restitch the backs and change the 6" heel to a 9" presumably so he could see over the tiller arm.

Pity they didn't have sound icons, my answer would be the sound of a wet fart.

Ladies please :judge: :hug: :banghead: :

I've just been looking at the lister gardener narrowboat engines used in the old working boats, the good old days as they say but some are still used on the restored boats now, what a piece of engineering brilliance, getting up at the crack of dawn and while the breakfast is cooking going into the engine room and cranking over that great handle, will she won't she ,come on fire you thing, and then the sudden burst of life she goes , the musical notes of the engine as she sings out her morning call, wow , brilliant, the smoke pumping spueing out of her chimney, having breakfast at the tiller while navigating the twist and turns of the canal. These working men I stand and applaud work was work in those days and men were men. Are there any members on here still using these boats for now not work but leisure and any pics please, Ian.

I concur

Like I said in my posts , what's wrong with having a laugh ! Bloody hell man get a grip, chill , relax , have a coffee, go and brasso your propeller and don't forget to turn up the corner on the toilet roll.

Oooohhhh errrrrr Spuds, shut that door!,!. Spuds why are so insulting to me is it because you have a chip on your shoulder!!, LOL

No he turns into "" The Incredible Sulk"". No offense intended Mike !!

Ohhhh now I get it sorry it took so long, I' m a new member so do I have to wait 2 weeks to put a joke in my replies , I'll remember to put a funny face icon on and laugh after people's funny replies, sorry NEW MEMBER LAUGH AND JOSH AFTER PEOPLE COMENTS , sorry again , I keep saying sorry I know, message to self stop saying sorry, sorry for that

Sorry to put water on you fire dog, but to put the record straight myself and messer Rusty don't know each other , sorry about that,

Seems like you carnt have a laugh on here bloody hell Maybe you should be on the stage haggis, the one with the trapdoor in the floor

Or maybe Rusty he's burnt his soufflés, LOL With something like that Spuds I'd suggest a trip to the doctors in order, you can buy some cream for that nowadays, LOL

Yes mike you seem a bit touchy today is every thing ok .

Yes I agree athy some threads get locked because theyve run there course or are going over the same topic again ad again, like you say from what I've seen its very rare that some get locked and its up to the moderators (who in my opinion do a fabulous job on this site ) to decide, hope this helps Rusty tub. Yes Mtb we all seem obsessed by it , any way "what ever floats you boat" lol

Yes I saw it and it was a very enjoyable program.

I agree with Roxy i see no problem in naming and shaming if it helps other people in not dropping the same and I thought that was the main interest with this forum to try and help other boaters. It's just a pity that some use it as a way of trying to brainwash their idiosyncratic views on others (no names mentioned as I don't want to be libel or slander anybody's good name). This forum is about giving advice to others questions not try to drag them down the shitter, though I suppose this reply will be ridiculed .

May I take this opportunity while i can. Can I just say a big thank you to all the replies i got for my question 3 pages ago and can I also say a big thank you from Mxxxxx marina for all the free publicity and advertising for them an extra kiss on this years Christmas card to you who moor there me thinks. Any ways going now , bye bye, love you xx