Wanted

Planting the seeds maybe...

I think that people are referring to Matchpoints outburst. Which is people making more of it.

How nice of you to be concerned, it must be an awful burden on you, having to read the whole internet and step in when you think someone has insecurity issues. Just looking at it from another angle, maybe the fact that you feel you need to intervene and pass comment on some astonishingly personal stuff based on psuedo psychology might suggest an inability to look at your own securities. And calling someone 'Deirie' is just creepy and conjours up unwanted images of Michael Winner.

Pock and Lunt?

Get a large jar and on dry land weigh out all of the standard things like rice, pasta etc. mark a line on the jar with a sharpie and lable it. Job done. Forget weighing yourself and start to measure your waist instead, I gauge my self on trouser size and ability to do up top button! Good luck with it all

MTB is right, let's be on the lookout for a speedboat on a canal, that's probably our biggest clue.. I have also heard about this from reliable folk. Hope they catch the idiots.