Cutting Holes in Boats

[fudd]

yes

[andywatson]

I have mulitple holes for sale, all sizes and makes, supply specifications and I will give you a quote.

 

for a guide, a five inch hole will cost you £15, with the cost rising at the cube of the diameter.

 

That's pretty reasonable but I don't think you'll be in business long unless you charge for the depth of the hole.

 

I know about these things.

I used to drill oil and gas wells before I became a professional layabout. ....Pardon me, retired.

[Griffindale]

One to ponder on a sunny Sunday afternoon with beer in one hand and something cremated from the barby in 'tother..............is there any such thing as half a hole?

 

If you can have a whole hole then surely you can have half a hole, as long as the half hole is only half as deep as the whole hole..........or maybe not??

 

Anyway, we now have so many whole holes to spare that we're doing a BOGOF special, I said "YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!", I said, "YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!!"

Edited May 27, 2008 by Griffindale