Whilst at a mooring a gentleman arrived and engaged my wife in conversation. One of his first questions was, "Are you on your own", her reply was "No, his Lordships inside watching the telly.
He then moves down the line of boats and appeared to be checking boat numbers, on his return he asked, "How can he be watching the telly as you do not have an aerial".
Wife points to large DM log aerial (on 6 foot mast) and he then departs.
Worrying when one considers his main interest appeared to be whether my wife was alone!