Rusty Tub

Cassette or pump out ?

:lol: :lol: Crinkly Bottom ?

Or a good knowledge of the working of Google ?

Athy said It is possible that you are not an uncouth oaf. Perhaps you would care to prove it. Anything is possible and I wouldn't really care about proving that chief

Do they have a smiley for anally retentive ?

No offence taken chazzy. Just trying to enter into the spirit of the forum

So because i'm a new member, do i have to earn special points before i talk to members who have been around longer ? Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds ? I thought i was just joining in with the jovial attitude that the forum beholds. Please do not place yourself on a pedestal on the forum, when to others, you may be far from that.

That's it, gee everyone up and then go hide under the table. Kev

Rather strange that you take the time out to check the name of my boat. Thanks for the info, it was much appreciated i'm sure. Just to also enlighten you.. isn't a butty the generic term for a boat with no engine, ie. one that may be towed ? If you'd like to link it to Gay Swedish men, then i'd give your computer a wash before you use it again. Also, just to confirm and perhaps enlighten you that i am indeed in now way connected to the 'lifters of shirts' (no offence to the camp chappies of this forum) but just to clear up this little misunderstanding. Cheers, one love

Thanks for the backhanded kind of compliment (i think) at the start. As for the name Butty Boy, this derives from my love of sandwiches (of the bread variety i may hasten to add) and is no way connected with the term 'Batty Boy' to which i think you may be confused with ? This meaning a rather 'Gay' kind of chap. I'm not sure if i know who you're talking about vis a vis the Swedish Gent> Perhaps you will enlighten me at some point.

Mr Pink Pipe.... are you one of the 'little men' who feels the need to be assertive behind your built up computer desk and raised and padded chair. You seem to have a bee in your bonnet about whoever 'dares' to challenge you. Are you a toss (sorry) tin pot dictator who likes to try and belittle other members whilst polishing your built up shoes and waiting for the replies. I imagine you to be like the character Mr Burns from the Simsons. Please be a little more friendly on the forums. After all, life on the water is supposed to be a leisurely pastime, not one where one throws his teddy from his cot when one dares to speak against him, what what.

Is that some kind of canal or narrow boat based term ? Apologies, couldn't resist having a chortle and a guffaw at that

Thanks for that valuable contribution on a myriad of all things canal and narrow boat based.

He's been pretty quiet... i wonder if the VAT he was doing was a vat full of Vodka ? Matron ??

Is that when he turns into BOILERMAN

Perhaps we should hone our rendition of Donald where's ya troosers ... Check all you want..... after all, i'm probably 147 miles away Ok Mr Duff

Is that the volume of the alcohol in his pint pot ?

He does doesn't he Ian. Maybe his saucepan is not big enough for his books ?

Ok, thanks for the info on the first part. Second part, no, i have no wish for one to be locked.

Just a quick Q as to why some topics get locked sooner than others ?

Im struggling to see where the defamatory remark is. Maybe a little bias, but obviously the op feels strongly enough about this to post it in the first place

Slander is something SPOKEN that is untrue. Libel is something WRITTEN that is untrue.... how does slander come into an argument about text on a webpage ? Explain how defamation is connection with copyright issues ? Unless the person chooses to accept what has been said about them and uses it as a factually correct way to describe themselves , maybe even patent it ?

Why put my comment up twice. Did you like it that much ?

That is only the opinion of you. It doesn't mean everyone else agrees with you does it ? That is only the opinion of you. It doesn't mean everyone else agrees with you does it ?