Boat Security

[blueprince]

1. Lie burglar half in, half out of boat.

2. Screw to attach feet, mooring spike for head.

3. Harvest choice selection of parts for cat.

[blueprince]

how about industrial door magnets for armco, wire cable for rings and screw in mooring pins, with cable, for banks?

[blueprince]

I've come up with a good idea based on the following joke:

 

Two blokes on the savanna in Africa see a lion coming towards them, one bloke drops his pack and runs away, the other shouts after him,

"You fool,you can't outrun a lion!"

growing rapidly fainter, "No, but I can outrun you."

 

Moor your boat near a boat thats easier to break into!

[Mary 1]

As somebody has already mentioned a dog. Whilst on the move my 8st German Shepherd can be quite rude to strangers. Youngsters invariably ask "Does he bite?" I always answer "Yup"

 

After my boat was broken into on its mooring, nothing stolen but hundreds of ££'s damage to doors and frames, I simply stopped locking it, but hung a neat notice over the door that said: -

Inside is a booby trap made from a strong spring and razor wire, you will bleed it will hurt

 

Not been broken into since, neighbours either side have though. One day I'm afraid I'll forget to disarm it before I enter, but that will be my fault.

How have you made this devise

mary 1