Marc, don't be rude to Gavin. I know him, he has passed through my lock many a time and is a good fellow.
He doesn't like to go into this too much, but he is one legged. Being too poor to afford a decent prosthesis and the NHS being the way it is, he did it with a peg leg.
If you manage to make it to your destination (with the help of our Lord Jesus), he will donate £50 in your name to an amputee charity and I also will do something for you, I will light a candle and say a prayer in your name.
God speed, Marc. God speed.