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Nobber

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  1. I been playin with Unka Richards camara. I hope he dont mind

     

     

    I got this one wrong with the camara wrong way round. its my nose

     

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    tee hee

     

     

     

    this is Unka Richards and Arnty Sues boat on the canal it was cold and blowy this mornin

     

     

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    This is the canal but I carnt remember where it is

     

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    this is some of Unka Richards and Arnty Sues friends what came with us. I likes em

     

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  2. Here is some of my holiday snaps

     

     

     

    This is me in Berminam. Its a big bildin innit. There's lots of big bildins in Birminam

     

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    An this is wot I saw in that big tunnely fing. it was well scary in there but I wasn't fightened

     

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  3. You can have our (Tawny Owl) skipper if you like. He shouts at us when we don't bow-haul hard enough and doesn't let us stop at pubs.

     

    I is good at pulling

     

    I'se going on my holidays wiv Unka Richard

     

    I'se all excited an everyfin

  4. [A loud, elephantine grinding, sound rattles the walls of the VP as a porta-loo shimmers into existence. A large, pink, elephant exits. A long scarf is wrapped around its neck.]

    Reports of sightings of the aforementioned, and much maligned, ex-resident rodent have yet to be affirmed as being positive.

     

    One is also happy to announce that after an awful lot of very expensive education (provided for by ones Uncles Moley and HBF) that at least one can now spell with a decent degree of alacrity, and that one has managed to go through several years of therapy to disengage oneself from any “Bun” or “Python” related fixations.

     

    [The elephant returns to the porta-loo, and the whole special effect is reversed.]

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