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To all the family.Lynne Hartshorne my siater has just contacted me to say that our Dad Cyril Howarth is quite unwell at the moment in Canada. Please keep him in your thoughts no matter what your bielefs. Yours Steven Howarth.

Richard Williams and U-8047 TRUST wishes to inform you that Due to circumstances beyond our control, we have an internet stalker, Miss Rachael Jennings, a vindictive woman who has a personal grudge against us. This woman has never visited the Museum, yet has set about a campaign to intimidate and libel us by unfounded lies and malicious falsehoods. We must warn you, for your own peace of mind and security, that if she contacts you, do not give her any of your contact information or you may su...

Whilst standing at the bus stop this morning, a femail IC4 holding a baby IC4 walked past. Sudenly she triped and fell over hurting her knees. The wee Pickaneene went up in the air about six feet and landed in the road, screaming as it hit the deck.Well you know how it is these days? I thought PMSL, I just didn't want to get involved, so walked on across the road to the toilets to wash my leg's and change my underpants

Ner song for BGT pensioners.New song for BGT #Where's mi but plug, Where's mi butplug,..........Where's mi butplug, Where's mi wor-king-frame, Where's mi but plug, Where's mi butplug,..........Where's mi butplug, Where's mi wor-king-frame, Where's mi but plug, Where's mi butplug,..........Where's mi butplug, Where's mi wor-king-frame and mi glasses, mi tarton quilt, my bed pan, mi teeth, mi sanity, mi sanity, mi sanity, wheres that rip in the carpettttttttttttttt errrrrrrr arrrrrrrrrr THU...

Nearly got washed out of dock and in to the Royal Armouries at 3am this morning. Water levels were higher the we have ever seen before.

How many Sundays in a month?

Richard Williams is playing With HimselfCreate a home on the moon, rase a donkey, and hit the tailin this new free game from Zyangocouch, makers of Fartville & Ainalville!

I'm going to Lenningrad for 15 months.

It's COLD, I''m HUNGRY, where's my PILLS?

Just got back from a none exsistant car boot sale at Harrogate. I have now got hat trick carioky bar and keep singing New York New York, 3 times over and over. Yesterday I had Psyborg Cleptermania and kept pinching robot's bottoms, life's so ficking complicated when your an absolute fruit cake.

I thought my nose was bleading but it'snot!

Anthony worrell thompson is holding af cheese and wine party. All welcome, cell 5, landing 3, L wing, wormwood scrubs.

WARNING E-MAIL VIRUS PLEASE RESEND THIS WARNING TO YOUR FRIENDSIt will say Woooo or somthing like then have "Click here to see the attached video" in big blue letters. If you open it, it will send it on to everyone in your contacts list. If you have recieved it from me sorry.

Chineese for tea, there not quite as chewy as an Italien, less mess than a Kentucky and better on the bowel than an Indian.

Yet another Dark and Stormy night at Clarence Dock on the boat. Still very rough this morning, with the wind so bad were stuck on the boat. Somebody, Anybody, please call International Rescue to bring us some Breakfast

I recently got her, and gioft wraped, Two new brushes, 3 mop's 2 buckets, bleach, floor cleaner and a ficking squeegy, and she still wasent happy over Christmas. PS I Love You

I thought my nose was running but it'snot!

Had enough trying to watch bond film I've seen 100 times, no one to chat to, no one to play wiv, that's it the rattles thrown out of the pram and the dummys bin spit out, good night, and may your god be with you, Richard XX

How do I add photos to the gallery?

How do I add photos to the gallery?

How do I add photos to the gallery?

Just up and should be open at 12, grumpy, groweling, snarling old git.