Bee Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 Quite a lot of the wider waterways, rivers really, in France have designated sport sections for waterskiers and suchlike, we were going down the top end (or quieter bit) of the Rhine this summer when we met a few, they used Bee as a kind of turning point as they belted up and down and so did the Sapeurs Pompiers (sort of fire brigade) who were flinging dummies into the river and practicing rescuing them. It was horribly bouncy and uncomfortable and if I had had a couple of torpedoes I would have been tempted to use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bee said: Quite a lot of the wider waterways, rivers really, in France have designated sport sections for waterskiers and suchlike, we were going down the top end (or quieter bit) of the Rhine this summer when we met a few, they used Bee as a kind of turning point as they belted up and down and so did the Sapeurs Pompiers (sort of fire brigade) who were flinging dummies into the river and practicing rescuing them. It was horribly bouncy and uncomfortable and if I had had a couple of torpedoes I would have been tempted to use them. You dont have to go as far as France. Its the same on the Trent innitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bee Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 Never been on the Trent, didn't know that, been on the Thames where that sort of behaviour is frowned upon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pearley Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, mrsmelly said: You dont have to go as far as France. Its the same on the Trent innitt. And the water skiers on the Aire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bee Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 On the Aire? Crikey they must be tough, its freezing up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 Just now, Bee said: On the Aire? Crikey they must be tough, its freezing up there. I love the Aire. Specialy the stretch tween Cas and Knottla round soap suds corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felshampo Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 25/12/2018 at 17:42, zenataomm said: I was merely amusing myself on Christmas afternoon avoiding The Muppets version of Debbie Does Dallas Now that's an image I'll find difficult to forget........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momac Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Bee said: Never been on the Trent, didn't know that, been on the Thames where that sort of behaviour is frowned upon. I suggest you continue to avoid the R.Trent if little waves cause you so much grief. 52 minutes ago, Bee said: the Sapeurs Pompiers (sort of fire brigade) who were flinging dummies into the river and practicing rescuing them. It was horribly bouncy and uncomfortable and if I had had a couple of torpedoes I would have been tempted to use them. Were you really offended by the emergency services practicing life saving skills? Surely you are making that one up? Edited December 27, 2018 by MartynG . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughty Cal Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 47 minutes ago, Bee said: Never been on the Trent, didn't know that, been on the Thames where that sort of behaviour is frowned upon. They have designated ski zones. And they don't hang around when they are out with someone on the back. We use their moorings occasionally for which we have permission. Best to go to the pub if they are still skiing when we arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 56 minutes ago, Bee said: Never been on the Trent, didn't know that, been on the Thames where that sort of behaviour is frowned upon. The Trent is my fave river. I also like the Thames but its sanitised for the hoy palloy or whatever the spelling is whereas the Trent is a proper river especialy the tidal bit and down to Trent end. Fab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 14 minutes ago, Naughty Cal said: They have designated ski zones. And they don't hang around when they are out with someone on the back. We use their moorings occasionally for which we have permission. Best to go to the pub if they are still skiing when we arrive. Frightening, frightening, very very frightening all those big waves …………………………………. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughty Cal Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said: Frightening, frightening, very very frightening all those big waves …………………………………. Terrifying. Had to go to the pub to calm down. 11 minutes ago, mrsmelly said: The Trent is my fave river. I also like the Thames but its sanitised for the hoy palloy or whatever the spelling is whereas the Trent is a proper river especialy the tidal bit and down to Trent end. Fab. A proper river for proper boaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momac Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Alan de Enfield said: Frightening, frightening, very very frightening all those big waves …………………………………. Anyone in a narrowboat should keep away. Sometimes waves appear as if by magic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pluto Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 As an aside, I have just translated a section from a French book of 1802 dealing with the subject of waves on canals. The translation is by Google, so is a little bit lacking, but you can get an idea of what is being suggested, with Bosquillon looking, in particular, at the power required to pass though the long tunnel at Riqueval, on the Canal St Quentin.The theory behind waves on canals were first published in 1777 in the book Nouvelles experiences sur la resistance des fluides. 1802, Notes sur les canaux, by de Bosquillon. 3 °. The resistance of the water in a channel of 16 feet wide at the waterline, in which boats of 14 feet pass, is immense; because the water, thrown back by the boat, having no space to stretch, rises to the front of the boat, and forces to overcome this resistance to continue the road, it is not the same in a channel of 60 feet in width, which is the smallest dimension of those in the open, because in them the water, moved by the boat, is pushed back to the banks of right and on the left, and forms there only a very slight, though sensible, remix, which causes almost no obstacle to be overcome, than that of the natural and inevitable pressure of the water on the bow of the ship, when he walks. Messrs. of Condorcet and Buat estimate that a boat, by the effect of the resistance of the water in an underground canal, will take 141 minutes to travel 2000 toises, when it is 17 feet wide instead of 16 give him M. de Vie; so that it would take more than five hours to cross the subterranean under Mount St. Martin, and fifty minutes for the passage of that under the Tronquoy. If these subterraneous were 20 feet wide at the waterline; as M. de Chabot the; asked in his memoirs, it would take 4 hours 15 minutes for these two underground. The same open channel length would be travelled in 2 hours 15 minutes (No. XLV). M. de Condorcet concluded that at least 30 feet in width should be given to the underground canals on which ships of 14 to 15 feet should sail, instead of 16 given them by MM. of Vie and Laurent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 I'm just wondering how far 2000 tortoises is ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotEver Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 52 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said: I'm just wondering how far 2000 tortoises is ? Well, a tortoise is about 6” long, so 2000 of them would be 12,000” which is conveniently 1000ft. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momac Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Alan de Enfield said: I'm just wondering how far 2000 toises is ? In France about 4km Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Bob Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 11 hours ago, WotEver said: Well, a tortoise is about 6” long, so 2000 of them would be 12,000” which is conveniently 1000ft. ...but if the tortoises were 9" long, would they do the 4km in 2/3rds of the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotEver Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 Just now, Dr Bob said: ...but if the tortoises were 9" long, would they do the 4km in 2/3rds of the time? It depends on whether or not they were being chased by a squirrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, WotEver said: It depends on whether or not they were being chased by a squirrel. And would the speed not depend on how wide open the air vent was on the squirrel ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Bob Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said: And would the speed not depend on how wide open the air vent was on the squirrel ? and whether it was fan assisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotEver Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Alan de Enfield said: And would the speed not depend on how wide open the air vent was on the squirrel ? And the length of the flue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Bob Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, WotEver said: And the length of the flue. Tortoises dont have flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotEver Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dr Bob said: Tortoises dont have flu. Then why did one sneeze at me the other day? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 11 minutes ago, Dr Bob said: Tortoises dont have flu. If they have had the 'jab' they have done better than me - our Doctors have not yet received the 'flu-jab' (they say) so I am 'un-protected' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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