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1 minute ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I eye deer. ?

 

1 minute ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

Cor blimey, cut me a bit of slack!! 

Sorry - some times I'm a bit too literal to be good at jokes. :unsure:

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What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

1 minute ago, NB Lola said:

If the posts continue as general jokes and not boat related I will help by merging the thread with friday joke thread

 

Lighten up. These are riddles not jokes. 

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3 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

I eye deer. ?

 

Just now, Mike the Boilerman said:

No eye deer! ( no idea )

Oh yeah - typo. Still all credit for sticking in there.  

 

Just now, NB Lola said:

If the posts continue as general jokes and not boat related I will help by merging the thread with friday joke thread

Was that not suggested right at the start of the thread?

 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

Do you know what DNA stands for? 

 

4 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

No. National Dyslexic Association.

My little dyslexic self sat for ages trying to work that one out, I really didn't see it to begin with. ?

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