boat related humour - share your boating jokes

[Athy]

Welcome to the forum.

Are you Alan Carr's scriptwriter? His jokes are just as funny as yours.

[Mad Harold]

A true story.

A young lady had a job as telephone receptionist at a company called Country Craftwork.After saying "Hello, Country  Craftwork"several dozen times a day,she got it the wrong way around on a couple of occasions.

She had to leave, because she would have a fit of giggling  every time she answered the phone.

[bizzard]

I heard of someone that mistook a pint of varnish for a pint of Guiness and drank it  He had a horrible de.ath but a lovely finish.

[Im The Captain Now]

34 minutes ago, Athy said:

Welcome to the forum.

Are you Alan Carr's scriptwriter? His jokes are just as funny as yours.

Don't you mean Alan Boat? 

[Athy]

5 minutes ago, Im The Captain Now said:

Don't you mean Alan Boat? 

It's plane to see that I don't.

[Tracy D'arth]

Would that be the same guy as Van Alan?

 

OK I'll truck off.  Don't lorry about it.

[Athy]

23 minutes ago, Tracy D'arth said:

Would that be the same guy as Van Alan?

 

OK I'll truck off.  Don't lorry about it.

Any more of that and I'll be wagon my finger at you.

 

[Tracy D'arth]

1 hour ago, Athy said:

Any more of that and I'll be wagon my finger at you.

 

Virtual greenie for that one!