Tumshie Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Mike the Boilerman said: You forgot to give me a greenie!!! ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 27 minutes ago, Sea Dog said: I'd be more worried about it burning too quickly to fulfil its primary purpose before overheating one's nether regions! "The dance of the flaming ars*holes". I'm not even going to look for a youtube link for that one, but many rugby players will be all too happy to demonstrate if you give them beer, loo roll and a lighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Tumshie said: ??? C'mon now own up. You LURVED my joke really didn't you?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Just now, Mike the Boilerman said: C'mon now own up. You LURVED my joke really didn't you?! Ehrrr....No. Yes it was funny - but so much nope. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Dog Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 1 hour ago, TheBiscuits said: "The dance of the flaming ars*holes". I'm not even going to look for a youtube link for that one, but many rugby players will be all too happy to demonstrate if you give them beer, loo roll and a lighter. You're crackers if you really think you need to explain that to an ex sailor! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Just now, Sea Dog said: You're crackers if you really think you need to explain that to an ex sailor! If you think I'm going to ask a matelot to drop trouser you are the one who is crackers! The explanation was for our more refined members ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 1 minute ago, TheBiscuits said: The explanation was for our more refined members ... ? The more refined members don't want an explanation But I suspect most of them don't need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchcrawler Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 17 minutes ago, Tumshie said: ? The more refined members don't want an explanation But I suspect most of them don't need it. Next thread to get locked/removed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Just now, ditchcrawler said: Next thread to get locked/removed? He started it - ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyboy Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Mike the Boilerman said: You forgot to give me a greenie!!! How about a brownie then !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artleknock Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 2 hours ago, haggis said: You would have to get the paper from the loo to the fire before you could burn it. This means handling it at some point. How do you wipe your bum without handling it? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 36 minutes ago, artleknock said: How do you wipe your bum without handling it? ? OK but then I just drop the paper into the loo. if I had to carry it to the fire, I would have to fold it over or something ? This is not conjuring up a nice image! haggis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 4 hours ago, canalhippy said: So, strange question here, does anybody burn used toilet paper in their multi stove? Asking for a friend, obviously.... Why would your friend be influenced by what I burn on my fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NB Lola Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 This is the fastest a thread has turned into s?!t for as long as I can remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, NB Lola said: This is the fastest a thread has turned into s?!t for as long as I can remember. It pretty much started as it meant to go on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zenataomm Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Phil Ambrose said: Gross Phil You mean you wait until you've got 144 to burn? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 5 hours ago, canalhippy said: So, strange question here, does anybody burn used toilet paper in their multi stove? Asking for a friend, obviously.... Why not just use your Section 8 notices from CRT like everyone else?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 (edited) Just a thought ... Edited November 28, 2018 by TheBiscuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStringPudding Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 I used to moor a few boats along from someone who burned something poo-ish (like used loo paper maybe) on his stove. He was probably oblivious to the stench. Wasn't good for the rest of us! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, TheBiscuits said: Just a thought ... Logs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Just now, BlueStringPudding said: I used to moor a few boats along from someone who burned something poo-ish (like used loo paper maybe) on his stove. He was probably oblivious to the stench. Wasn't good for the rest of us! ? ? If ever there was a time for little and less often. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hurley Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, TheBiscuits said: Just a thought ... You might want to block the holes before compressing used toilet paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 The term ‘logging out’ has always been a double entendre in the world of programming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, TheBiscuits said: Just a thought ... You know what thought did....... Shit a brick, and thought his arse was square! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, rusty69 said: You know what thought did....... Shit a brick, and thought his arse was square! I try very hard not to the thinking - it just get's me in trouble I still get in trouble not thinking I just get in more when I do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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