Mouse in roof void?

[rusty69]

2 minutes ago, bizzard said:

A Boomtown rat would avoid those.

Only on Mondays. Boom boom

[Tumshie]

1 minute ago, bizzard said:

A Boomtown rat would avoid those.

 

Bizzard, do you ever put your wondrous inventions up on instructables, cos I think you could show them how it's really done. ?

 

https://www.instructables.com

[LadyG]

1 minute ago, Tumshie said:

 

Bizzard, do you ever put your wondrous inventions up on instructables, cos I think you could show them how it's really done. ?

 

https://www.instructables.com

I think I know someone who would be interested in the science of baking ...........

   I think he's got the b###s for it

[bizzard]

 Rata-Tat-Tat. Roland calling.

[rusty69]

7 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

 

Bizzard, do you ever put your wondrous inventions up on instructables, cos I think you could show them how it's really done. ?

 

https://www.indecipherable.com

Corrected your link for you. No charge.

3 minutes ago, LadyG said:

I think I know someone who would be interested in the science of baking ...........

   I think he's got the b###s for it

That's not how you spell buns, or baps come to think of it!

Edited November 9, 2018 by LadyG
spelling errors

[bizzard]

5 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

 

Bizzard, do you ever put your wondrous inventions up on instructables, cos I think you could show them how it's really done. ?

 

https://www.instructables.com

I used to, loads in the forum archives somewhere, under ''Wheeze of the week'' and ''How to''.

[rusty69]

Wees of the week is now on the composting thread.

[Guest]

Lots of pathetic replies for a serious question i must remember NOT to bother asking sensible questions on here and expect sensible answers, ill leave this site as i feel insulted.

[bizzard]

Mostly failures though. My BIGGEST failed invention was the marvelous Electric dark bulb as apposed to the electric light bulb. You know, switch the light switch on and it goes dark instead of light, which would have had many useful uses, like for example folk on night shift that want to sleep in the dark during the day without closing the curtains, playing Blind mans buff in the daytime without having to wear a blindfold. It really was a problem and never solved. How to extract and preserve in jars the suns rays from cucumbers for extra warmth and light during the winter. Another failure. ?

2 minutes ago, oats said:

Lots of pathetic replies for a serious question i must remember NOT to bother asking sensible questions on here and expect sensible answers, ill leave this site as i feel insulted.

Oats old chap, I think you've had some very good and useful advice actually.

[MtB]

45 minutes ago, oats said:

Lots of pathetic replies for a serious question i must remember NOT to bother asking sensible questions on here and expect sensible answers, ill leave this site as i feel insulted.

 

 

Lots of sensible and helpful replies too. Did you miss those? 

 

Some might say making yourself look bit of a chump, getting all shirty over some silly replies once the sensible ones petered out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ditchcrawler]

I have caught mice in milkbottles

[rusty69]

1 minute ago, ditchcrawler said:

I have caught mice in milkbottles

You missed the boat

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ill leave this site as i feel insulted

 

[Boater Sam]

Oh, yes, I remember finding drowned mice in the full stale milk bottles left in the garage.

[ditchcrawler]

2 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

You missed the boat

 

Nothing to stop us carrying on, I am sure he is not the only one with mice

[Boater Sam]

If Oats had kept alert on his boat he wouldn't have mice.

[rusty69]

2 minutes ago, Boater Sam said:

If Oats had kept alert on his boat he wouldn't have mice.

where do you get a lert from?

[MtB]

1 hour ago, rusty69 said:

where do you get a lert from?

 

Buy one here:

 

 

https://shop.spreadshirt.net/745962/be+alert+britain+needs+lerts-A24087817

[Sea Dog]

2 hours ago, oats said:

Lots of pathetic replies for a serious question i must remember NOT to bother asking sensible questions on here and expect sensible answers, ill leave this site as i feel insulted.

Aren't you supposed to say: "I'm just going outside. I may be some time."?

[StephenA]

11 hours ago, Kernunnos said:

I highly doubt it's a mouse. It's more likely to be a very large rat, capable of inflicting horrific bites to the throat if cornered, and carrying bubonic plague.

or a giant earwig..

 

Actually we had a large beetle in the roof once - made a hell of a noise... and not it wasn't Ringo.

[MtB]

9 minutes ago, StephenA said:

or a giant earwig..

 

Actually we had a large beetle in the roof once - made a hell of a noise... and not it wasn't Ringo.

 

Bloody hell, was it our very own Tumshie????

[Tumshie]

2 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

Bloody hell, was it our very own Tumshie????

I'm a bogle, you numpty, not a Beatle 

 

But I can be a bit of an Animal. 

 

[MtB]

2 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

I'm a bogle, you numpty, not a Beatle 

 

Yeahikno youre not a Beatle....

 

6 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

you numpty

 

Guilty as charged, however...

 

 

 

[Tumshie]

3 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

Yeahikno youre not a Beatle....

 

I've got better hair for a start. Definitely got better ears. 

 

ETA The hair being in my ears. ?

Edited November 9, 2018 by Tumshie

[WotEver]

11 hours ago, Sea Dog said:

Oi! Can't you guys read? The above was very clear in post #1!

Seriously, you're seriously offending us serious folk!

 

I’m outraged!

[rusty69]

Remove cats from boat.Lure mouse (if it is a mouse) out with large lump of its fav cheese. Hit mouse with big lump hammer or comedy mallet.

 

Our cats have brought live mice in the boat before.Its a race to catch em (the mice) before they disappear  beneath bath or into the bilges etc. Possible the cat caused the problem in the first place.

 

One of them bought a rabbit in once. Yum!