Where is Rusty 69 ?

[Alan de Enfield]

I am still waiting for him to come & pick up the Cat - according to the forum log his last visit was in June - anyone heard from him ?

 

C'mon Rusty its awaiting …………………….

 

 

 

 

And her bottom needs a good scrubbing

 

 

 

Edited September 19, 2018 by Alan de Enfield

[MtB]

Oh thats odd. One of his last posts implied he was already off sailing in one of your tubs. 

[MHS]

Hi Alan,

Are you giving this cat away to the first taker? 

I grew up sailing so will happily have her, but swmbo does get seasick so may not be happy. 

Cheers Mike

 

 

Mikes are like buses. You wait 5 minutes and two turn up at the same time. 

Edited September 19, 2018 by MHS

[Dr Bob]

I think he's off for another sex change op.

[Alan de Enfield]

6 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

I think he's off for another sex change op.

Or, maybe to have his rubber suit removed - BIG job !!!!!

 

 

[Nightwatch]

If he's wrapped in rubber, how come he's rusty?

[Alan de Enfield]

1 minute ago, Nightwatch said:

If he's wrapped in rubber, how come he's rusty?

Holes  where her arms and head stick out allow oxygen to enter the warm, wet environment.

 

[mrsmelly]

We want rusty, we want Rusty......

[cereal tiller]

1 minute ago, mrsmelly said:

We want rusty, we want Rusty......

I think a Part Time Troll upset him a while back but no reason that I can recall of late.

[Nightwatch]

23 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said:

Holes  where her arms and head stick out allow oxygen to enter the warm, wet environment.

 

Stop it!  

[cuthound]

Being a beagle, he has probably gone to the dogs ?

[Dr Bob]

2 minutes ago, cuthound said:

Being a beagle, he has probably gone to the dogs ?

No,  I've gone to the dogs and he isnt here.?

[Sea Dog]

Has anyone checked the kennel roof?

[tree monkey]

Has he fallen in a vat  of vactan?

 

[cuthound]

Maybe he got Fertan on his fur? ?

[Sea Dog]

16 hours ago, tree monkey said:

Has he fallen in a vat  of vactan?

 

Maybe our corroded friend is dyslexic and is now on an Italian adventure after popping out for some "Vatican"?  

[rusty69]

It is I, rouillé soixante neuf.

 

Well, I was on my way to pickup Alans catamaran, best rubber suit packed in anticipation (I know how he likes it), for a weeks sailing around the Scilly Isles. 

 

As I approached Plymouth harbour, and to my great surprise, I was approached by a couple of lovely lady beagles with offers of free vactan, fertan and even a shot of the jenolites.

 

Well....that was three weeks ago. I awoke earlier with a banging headache to discover I am on a cruise ship, destination unknown.

 

Internet access is very sketchy out here, so I don't know if I will be able to post again (thank gawd, I hear you say).

 

Farewell, my canal and river dwelling friends, farewell.

 

May all locks be in your favour.

[TheBiscuits]

17 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Well....that was three weeks ago. I awoke earlier with a banging headache to discover I am on a cruise ship, destination unknown.

Are you sure you are not being held captive on a cross-channel ferry?

[Alan de Enfield]

35 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

As I approached Plymouth harbour, and to my great surprise, I was approached by a couple of lovely lady beagles with offers of free vactan, fertan and even a shot of the jenolites.

Don't worry penicillin is wonderful stuff,

 

Fair well* dear friend ………………………………………...

 

(* as opposed to 'farewell')