Looking for a carpenter

[TheBiscuits]

13 minutes ago, Jennifer McM said:

Whoops.... get it now, you're far too subtle for me at this time of night, and I've had a couple of glasses of red ????

Glad to see you are feeling on top of the world

 

[Sea Dog]

On 24/08/2018 at 12:48, Jennifer McM said:

My husband's quite handy...

Everybody's husband is quite handy when they're in a Narrowboat with one,  Jennifer.  The most they can be is about 70 feet or so away - how handy is that?

 

(Doesn't mean he's any use to man nor beast though, obviously)! 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 13, 2018 by Sea Dog
Changed a "you" to a "one" and added a comma to try to head off the double entendre brigade, led by Alan below! :D

[Alan de Enfield]

10 minutes ago, Sea Dog said:

Everybody's husband is quite handy when they're in a Narrowboat with you Jennifer. 

What are you suggesting ………………………..

[Sea Dog]

1 minute ago, Alan de Enfield said:

What are you suggesting ………………………..

Oh you bad lad! Kindly take my post at face value. 

[TheBiscuits]

16 minutes ago, Sea Dog said:

when they're in a Narrowboat with one Jennifer. 

What about two Jennifers?

[Alan de Enfield]

1 minute ago, Sea Dog said:

Oh you bad lad! Kindly take my post at face value. 

I was, 

 

I see you have amended it - reads 'better' now.

[Sea Dog]

Just now, TheBiscuits said:

What about two Jennifers?

Biscuits: you're still crackers!

[Alan de Enfield]

1 minute ago, TheBiscuits said:

What about two Jennifers?

3-in-a-boat its getting worse...…………………………… one husband and two Jennifers

[David Mack]

23 hours ago, bizzard said:

There's only one Carpenter left now, Karen died a few years ago, leaving Richard ...

Who is probably playing Solitaire.

[Allthatjaz]

That cabinet looks really nice, like it was made to fit in that corner... good job