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38 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

That's why grammar peoples bang on about commas - the monkey wasn't barking up the wrong tree; I was barking up the wrong monkey. :unsure: I think?

E.T.A Please don't wee on the monkey. :blush:

My grandma never used to go on about comas. She was in one most of the time due to too much brandy though! 

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1 minute ago, rusty69 said:

My grandma never used to go on about comas. She was in one most of the time due to too much brandy though! 

You got me in trouble with Mr Tree Monkey - I didn't mention any monkeys. :P

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1 minute ago, Tumshie said:

You got me in trouble with Mr Tree Monkey - I didn't mention any monkeys. :P

Ah, but you deleted your post to protect the innocent. What was it you said about the monkey in that post? Would you like me to repeat it?:D

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Just now, Dr Bob said:

Yes you did!:)

:lol: Stop stirring. 

Just now, rusty69 said:

Ah, but you deleted your post to protect the innocent. What was it you said about the monkey in that post? Would you like me to repeat it?:D

Oh. I did not. :P

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Just now, matty40s said:

if you have no legs then you are a still no eye deer

That was after the fact. I was barking up the wrong tree so I deleted my post - It was Rusty that called that tree a tree monkey and muddied the waters. 

I'll just be in hole that I keep digging for my self. 

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Just now, Tumshie said:

That was after the fact. I was barking up the wrong tree so I deleted my post - It was Rusty that called that tree a tree monkey and muddied the waters. 

I'll just be in hole that I keep digging for my self. 

I didn't get to where I am today by digging a hole and sitting in it.:)

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56 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

The monkey eats, shoots, and leaves.

I think you have one too many commas there if you mean the Monkey eats, fires his gun and leaves.

At least that is what Lynne Truss seems to suggest.

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7 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

It was Rusty that called that tree a tree monkey and muddied the waters. 

I don't even like Muddy Waters.Much prefer Howlin wolf'.Is he related to Tree Monkey too?

1 minute ago, Jerra said:

I think you have one too many commas there if you mean the Monkey eats, fires his gun and leaves.

At least that is what Lynne Truss seems to suggest.

Jeeezus, I didn't realise the monkey had a gun. Nice monkey, nice monkey ,Here have these Monkey nuts free of charge.......

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4 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

I'm DOOOOOMED. :(

Surely that was Private Frazer!

3 minutes ago, tree monkey said:

Seriously a wolf related to a monkey,  there's a closer link to a dress wearing beagle

Its always been a puzzle why monkeys like trees!

Behold the Wolfs' mona monkey

1200px-Wolf's_Mona_Monkey.jpg

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