Skippers wanted

[Froggy]

1 minute ago, rusty69 said:

Oh.It that case, I never talk cr@p. Our parmax is currently on 2.5  years so far(I hope thats wot I said in the other thread), so I am happy with that. 

I don't dare look.    Will maybe let you know how i get on with it on the other thread. I'm signing off for the time being because after making a serious point this thread has become far too silly and i have other stuff to do. 

[rusty69]

Just now, Mike the Boilerman said:

So you reckon because she is Irish,

Who said she was Irish

[MtB]

Just now, rusty69 said:

Who said she was Irish

 

That weird geezer earlier in the thread. Can't remember who... 

[Froggy]

Just now, rusty69 said:

Who said she was Irish

[rusty69]

1 minute ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

That weird geezer earlier in the thread. Can't remember who... 

I wouldn't listen to him.He talks a load of sh@t!

[Dr Bob]

5 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

So you reckon because she is Irish, her grasp of English will be so poor she cannot understand the initial responses asking for more info and/or containing humour?

Newry is in Britain....not Ireland. I thought we had sorted that one!

[MtB]

4 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

Newry is in Britain....not Ireland. I thought we had sorted that one!

 

Could we just go over it again please?

 

[Dr Bob]

Just now, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

Could we just go over it again please?

 

There's a good match on tonight!

[MtB]

2 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

There's a good match on tonight!

 

I'm off out bellringing. Still trying to learn Bob Doubles.

(Nothing to do with dogs.) (Or muppets.) 

[Tumshie]

53 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Who said she was Irish

Deleted - to protect the innocent!

Edited April 10, 2018 by Tumshie

[rusty69]

14 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

Deleted - to protect the innocent!

You could be barking up the wrong tree monkey!

Edited April 10, 2018 by rusty69

[Tumshie]

Just now, rusty69 said:

You could be barking up the wrong tree monkey!

I thought so, it added up but it didn't make sense.

[rusty69]

1 minute ago, Tumshie said:

I thought so, it added up but it didn't make sense.

Yep. Bit like Tree Monkey

[Tumshie]

11 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

You could be barking up the wrong tree monkey!

Thank you Mr Rusty.

Edited April 10, 2018 by Tumshie

[tree monkey]

7 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Yep. Bit like Tree Monkey

I can add up good

[rusty69]

1 minute ago, Tumshie said:

Rust would you be kind enough to delete my quote, if you don't mind. 

Done. Though like Britney,I'm not that innocent!

[Tumshie]

1 minute ago, rusty69 said:

Done. Though like Britney,I'm not that innocent!

If I'm barking at the wrong monkey then I have no eye deer.

 

3 minutes ago, tree monkey said:

I can add up good

And you make sense - mostly. 

[Dr Bob]

1 hour ago, rusty69 said:

You could be barking up the wrong tree monkey!

Monkeys do not bark up trees. Dogs do. ....after wee'ing on them first. Trust me. I'm a doctor dog.

[MtB]

1 minute ago, Dr Bob said:

Monkeys do not bark up trees. Dogs do. ....after wee'ing on them first. Trust me. I'm a doctor dog.

 

Let me help you there. You're a dogtor!

[Tumshie]

6 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

Monkeys do not bark up trees

That's why grammar peoples bang on about commas - the monkey wasn't barking up the wrong tree; I was barking up the wrong monkey.  I think?

E.T.A Please don't wee on the monkey. 

Edited April 10, 2018 by Tumshie

[tree monkey]

1 minute ago, Tumshie said:

That's why grammar peoples bang on about commas - the monkey wasn't barking up the wrong tree; I was barking up the wrong monkey.  I think?

If you ever try barking up me it will definitely be the wrong Monkey

[Tumshie]

Just now, tree monkey said:

If you ever try barking up me it will definitely be the wrong Monkey

I was not barking at you. 

[MtB]

The monkey eats, shoots, and leaves.

[Dr Bob]

Just now, Tumshie said:

I was not barking at you. 

I'll sell you a few commas?

[MtB]

Oh hang on, that's the panda!