Dr Bob Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, Mike the Boilerman said: The monkey eats, shoots, and leaves. Where did he go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree monkey Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, Dr Bob said: Where did he go? You're wierd, I am not telling you where I go 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 38 minutes ago, Tumshie said: That's why grammar peoples bang on about commas - the monkey wasn't barking up the wrong tree; I was barking up the wrong monkey. I think? E.T.A Please don't wee on the monkey. My grandma never used to go on about comas. She was in one most of the time due to too much brandy though! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, rusty69 said: My grandma never used to go on about comas. She was in one most of the time due to too much brandy though! You got me in trouble with Mr Tree Monkey - I didn't mention any monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Bob Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Tumshie said: You got me in trouble with Mr Tree Monkey - I didn't mention any monkeys. Yes you did! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Tumshie said: You got me in trouble with Mr Tree Monkey - I didn't mention any monkeys. Ah, but you deleted your post to protect the innocent. What was it you said about the monkey in that post? Would you like me to repeat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, Dr Bob said: Yes you did! Stop stirring. Just now, rusty69 said: Ah, but you deleted your post to protect the innocent. What was it you said about the monkey in that post? Would you like me to repeat it? Oh. I did not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Bob Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Tumshie said: Stop stirring. Auntie Waitrose asked me to keep stirring it. (the duck stew!....wrong thread...ooops!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty40s Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Tumshie said: If I'm barking at the wrong monkey then I have no eye deer. if you have no legs then you are a still no eye deer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, matty40s said: if you have no legs then you are a still no eye deer That was after the fact. I was barking up the wrong tree so I deleted my post - It was Rusty that called that tree a tree monkey and muddied the waters. I'll just be in hole that I keep digging for my self. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree monkey Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 If I was a delicate monkey I would run away and cry but as I am not. PHRRRRŔTTTTT. to you lot And no I don't know what that means 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Bob Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, Tumshie said: That was after the fact. I was barking up the wrong tree so I deleted my post - It was Rusty that called that tree a tree monkey and muddied the waters. I'll just be in hole that I keep digging for my self. I didn't get to where I am today by digging a hole and sitting in it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 52 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said: The monkey eats, shoots, and leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerra Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 56 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said: The monkey eats, shoots, and leaves. I think you have one too many commas there if you mean the Monkey eats, fires his gun and leaves. At least that is what Lynne Truss seems to suggest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Tumshie said: It was Rusty that called that tree a tree monkey and muddied the waters. I don't even like Muddy Waters.Much prefer Howlin wolf'.Is he related to Tree Monkey too? 1 minute ago, Jerra said: I think you have one too many commas there if you mean the Monkey eats, fires his gun and leaves. At least that is what Lynne Truss seems to suggest. Jeeezus, I didn't realise the monkey had a gun. Nice monkey, nice monkey ,Here have these Monkey nuts free of charge....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, rusty69 said: I don't even like Muddy Waters.Much prefer Howlin wolf'.Is he related to Tree Monkey too? I'm DOOOOOMED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree monkey Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, rusty69 said: I don't even like Muddy Waters.Much prefer Howlin wolf'.Is he related to Tree Monkey too? Seriously a wolf related to a monkey, there's a closer link to a dress wearing beagle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Tumshie said: I'm DOOOOOMED. Surely that was Private Frazer! 3 minutes ago, tree monkey said: Seriously a wolf related to a monkey, there's a closer link to a dress wearing beagle Its always been a puzzle why monkeys like trees! Behold the Wolfs' mona monkey Edited April 10, 2018 by rusty69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree monkey Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, rusty69 said: Surely that was Private Frazer! Its always been a puzzle why monkeys like trees! They don't pick on me Pfffffffft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Just as i thought. This is still a very silly thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Froggy said: Just as i thought. This is still a very silly thread. We can go back to the goose pictures if you would prefer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 14 minutes ago, TheBiscuits said: We can go back to the goose pictures if you would prefer I think i was spared those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) 27 minutes ago, TheBiscuits said: We can go back to the goose pictures if you would prefer Goose and Maverick Edited April 11, 2018 by rusty69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 11 minutes ago, Froggy said: I think i was spared those! That is only because you ran off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotEver Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 1 hour ago, rusty69 said: Goose and Maverick Ahh, so you’re the one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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