Wi Fi

[Dr Bob]

I went to the doctor. Told him I kept getting the feeling I was gliding back and forwards. He told me to get out of the filing cabinet.

[WotEver]

57 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

I went to the doctor. Told him I kept getting the feeling I was gliding back and forwards. He told me to get out of the filing cabinet.

I went to the doctor and said I felt like a pair of curtains. He told me to pull myself together. 

[Irob]

My doc told me to get onto the couch and put my feet up. I asked if he was going to examine me? "No"   he replied  "  I need to sweep the floor " !

[WotEver]

My doctor pointed at a urine sample bottle on a shelf and asked me to give a sample. “What, from here?” I asked. 

[Irob]

Doc. " stand by the window and put out your tongue please "

Patient   " Do you think I,m really sick Doc ?"

Doc.  "  No,  but I hate that lawyer in the office opposite ! "