London gets tough

[Tumshie]

Just now, brassedoff said:

Ang on al give it a bashlurve thithis hehe. 

 

Thanks Tumshie.

 

Well brill. X

You are more than welcome - I love emojis 

[brassedoff]

8 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

The only spirits I like are vodka and irn-bru. 

I use to drink that poo while living at me mums ,   'mum can you get me some iron brew?'

I had already been to the alcochemists for my additive. Very Very norty.

 

It's nice  but it's gets you dizzy wizzy pritty quickly.

8 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

You are more than welcome - I love emojis 

Fankooooo

[Tumshie]

11 minutes ago, brassedoff said:

I use to drink that poo while living at me mums ,   'mum can you get me some iron brew?'

I had already been to the alcochemists for my additive. Very Very norty.

 

It's nice  but it's gets you dizzy wizzy pritty quickly.

Fankooooo

You have some sense of humour!

 

 

You're gonna have smilie cheers thingies all over the place now - aren't ya?

My favourite one is the hug - 

[brassedoff]

2 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

You have some sense of humour!

 

 

You're gonna have smilie cheers thingies all over the place now - aren't ya?

My favourite one is the hug - 

I got a sense of humour it's the best defence against stuff that's pooyey.

Only way 

 

Big hugx

[Tumshie]

I find that calm is my best defence - I go off by my self to somewhere quiet and calm and I practice not thinking about the stuff that bothers me. Other wise my thoughts can be my own worst enemy. 

[rusty69]

31 minutes ago, brassedoff said:

I use to drink that poo while living at me mums ,   'mum can you get me some iron brew?'

 

I was only joking. I would never drink that muck.!

 It's always Talisker and irn-bru for me. 

[Tumshie]

6 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

It's always Talisker and irn-bru for me.

I am lost for words, Rusty. You wound me. 

You are norty.

Edited February 12, 2018 by Tumshie

[MtB]

On 12/02/2018 at 23:23, rusty69 said:

It's always Talisker and irn-bru for me. 

 

What a coincidence, thats MY fave drink too!

But without the ion broo

[rusty69]

4 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

What a coincidence, thats MY fave drink too!

But without the ion broo

Ya pronouncin it all wrong ya wee sassenach. Its.............irn-bru.

Made in Scotland from girdles. 

[MtB]

On 13/02/2018 at 01:03, rusty69 said:

Ya pronouncin it all wrong ya wee sassenach.

 

Only did it to be provocative, and it WORKED!!

[Tumshie]

Just now, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

Only did it to be provocative, and it WORKED!!

Hey MtB. You missed the greenie treats and Rusty made owl ice cream.  

[MtB]

On 13/02/2018 at 01:10, Tumshie said:

Hey MtB. You missed the greenie treats and Rusty made owl ice cream.  

I bin out at work all afternoon then bellringin' tonight then the pub....

Ice cream? DONTLIKEIT.

[Tumshie]

3 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

Ice cream? DONTLIKEIT.

yeah - I wouldn't eat owl ice cream either....

[NigelMoore]

I have just come across an advert for a live aboard narrowboat rental in London, with no mooring. The ad has a unique new description for movement requirements –

“I am looking for an extremely trust worthy and experienced individual or couple to call the boat home for a minimum of 6 months. You will need to prove that you have solid experience in both living on and moving narrow boats on a regular basis as the boat is to be kept continuously cursing (required to move every 2 weeks or so).”  [my bold]

For some, it would seem an apt enough interpretation of “CC”.

[Sir Nibble]

Either a chance for six months free boating or a dimwit asking for their licence to be revoked. "Or so ' is a bit dubious though.

Edited March 12, 2018 by Sir Nibble

[Tam & Di]

 

Either a chance for six months free boating or a dimwit asking for their licence to be revoked. "Or so ' is a bit dubious though.

Or when he wants it back to find it has wandered off into the wide blue yonder, changed its name and colour, never to be seen again. Ah well, que sera.

[Athy]

 

Or when he wants it back to find it has wandered off into the wide blue yonder, changed its name and colour, never to be seen again. Ah well, que sera.

...leaving the owner continuously cursing, no doubt.

[john6767]

 

Or when he wants it back to find it has wandered off into the wide blue yonder, changed its name and colour, never to be seen again. Ah well, que sera.

 

 

...leaving the owner continuously cursing, no doubt.

Very good guys 

[Shropie Lad]

 

Either a chance for six months free boating or a dimwit asking for their licence to be revoked. "Or so ' is a bit dubious though.

Dimwit or Fuckwit !! You Choose ! ????

[NigelMoore]

 

Either a chance for six months free boating . . .

I did say that the advert was for a rental. They were asking for £500/month if I recall correctly.

I only posted that portion of the ad because the typo rendering 'continuous cruising' as 'continuous cursing' struck me as a serendipitously amusing and yet potentially apt one.

[Sir Nibble]

 

I did say that the advert was for a rental. They were asking for £500/month if I recall correctly.

I only posted that portion of the ad because the typo rendering 'continuous cruising' as 'continuous cursing' struck me as a serendipitously amusing and yet potentially apt one.

Asking for trouble then. No home mooring, ergo, no hire licence and public announcement of the intent to rent it out. One born every minute.