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bizzard

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If suffering from toothache, earache or neuralgia in cold windy conditions whilst boating here's a little remedy to ease the pain.  Procure a plastic carrier bag, 5p at a supermarket or free from your propeller.  Cut three holes in it, positioned for the eyes and mouth. Place over head with holes in alignment and secure around neck with string. If your feeling hazardas chews an orange Sainsbury's one.   Pain should be eased.  :closedeyes:

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1 minute ago, bizzard said:

If suffering from toothache, earache or neuralgia in cold windy conditions whilst boating here's a little remedy to ease the pain.  Procure a plastic carrier bag, 5p at a supermarket or free from your propeller.  Cut three holes in it, positioned for the eyes and mouth. Place over head with holes in alignment and secure around neck with string. If your feeling hazardas chews an orange Sainsbury's one.   Pain should be eased.  :closedeyes:

You forgot,add red and green decoration to eyes and fag in mouth:)

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