honey ryder Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 So, finally it's goodbye to the winter. Kinda. Not counting the cold wind howling through the doorway today. but Hello BST. I wrote a thing today answering four of the most asked questions, the same questions I was asked when I lived on my narrowboat and continue to get asked now, on a different kind of salty water boat. here is the thing: http://www.boogie-nights.org/2017/03/can-you-smell-that.html the questions I attempt to answer are: Is it cold in winter? What do you do in the evenings? Aren't you scared ((when it gets stormy?)) walking down a dark tow path, being on your own, etc etc Don't you wish you were in a house? I once got asked how do you live in such a tiny space, do you have to bend over all the time, as the person asking the question didn't realise that narrowboats actually go further down than the surface of the water. Another was, how do you move it? has anyone else had some questions repeatedly asked of you on your narrowboats? cheers Jayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Ambrose Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 How do you go to the toilet? Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter X Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Have you broken down? (when steering the NBT's butty, which has been going well since 1935 without an engine). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momac Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 I am often asked about the size of the fuel tank and when I say 640 litres they go a bit quiet . (Its not a narrowboat). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughty Cal Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Can you sleep on it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Dog Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Are you Brad Pitt? What's a gorgeous hunk like you doing on a Narrowboat? How do you manage to steer surrounded by so many underwear models? Wake up you silly old sod - do you want a cup of tea? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magictime Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Where's the other half of your boat? (...the perils of owning a 24ft narrowboat!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 "Your engine sounds great. Is it a Lister?" To which I respond "No, it's a Kelvin", and the blank looks begin. Or if I don't fancy the conversation, I just say yes, how did you know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 22 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said: "Your engine sounds great. Is it a Lister?" I get that too - from people looking in through my open engine-room side door, with its 6" long brass "Gardner" badge. Anyone who hasn't yet followed Jayne's link, do have a look, it's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Mack Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Mike the Boilerman said: "Your engine sounds great. Is it a Lister?" Or "Is it a steam engine?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil2 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 I'm constantly amazed at the number of people we meet who think we sail the boat to and from the Scottish Highlands. Closely followed by those who think the boat is solar powered. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotEver Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Does it have a downstairs? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickent Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 How do you shower. How do you cook your food. Do you have a washing machine and the old chestnut ,is it cold in winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honey ryder Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Rickent said: How do you shower. How do you cook your food. Do you have a washing machine and the old chestnut ,is it cold in winter. I did have a washing/drying machine in my narrowboat. (it ran off the electrolux travel power on the engine) (the boat was designed by the previous/first owner to have a space for a machine) The thing that foxed people was not having a satellite dish/cable tv etc. a fair few people considered that as essential as having food. Some people asked where we plugged in to get the mains power. Which when I said that we didn't ever plug into mains power. That was too much for some people to handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 27/03/2017 at 20:46, Rickent said: How do you shower. How do you cook your food. Do you have a washing machine and the old chestnut ,is it cold in winter. Overheard outside my bote... "Ooo look, this one's even got a sink!". Then... "Hang on, they've got a whole KITCHEN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceinSanity Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 "If you haven't got a telly, what do you do in the evening?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughty Cal Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 8 hours ago, Mike the Boilerman said: Overheard outside my bote... "Ooo look, this one's even got a sink!". Then... "Hang on, they've got a whole KITCHEN!" We had the opposite. When the boat was ashore a few years back we were placed right on the back row by the towpath. Some ramblers were passing by just as I was washing some pots in a bowl in the cockpit. Their comments were along the lines of "Oh. That one is so small it doesn't even have a sink" I didn't correct them 2 minutes ago, BruceinSanity said: "If you haven't got a telly, what do you do in the evening?" Talk to each other. Listen to music. Go to the pub. Any number of things other then gawp at a black box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 9 hours ago, Mike the Boilerman said: Overheard outside my bote... "Ooo look, this one's even got a sink!". Then... "Hang on, they've got a whole KITCHEN!" A variation on that was "It's like a little house". As that was said by an 11-year old girl in my class during a history outing to the Wey Navigation, I thought it was a perceptive comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horace42 Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Do you live on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceinSanity Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Naughty Cal said: Talk to each other. Listen to music. Go to the pub. In our case, read mostly. Oh, and Sheila has a passion for Killer Sudoku, but we don't talk about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 51 minutes ago, Horace42 said: Do you live on it? Yes good spot!! Almost always asked prior to the "Is it cold in winter?" question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty40s Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 On Monday, March 27, 2017 at 09:22, Athy said: I get that too - from people looking in through my open engine-room side door, with its 6" long brass "Gardner" badge. I say yes, it's a Lister Gardner model. What are the solar panels for?? KEEPS THE BOAT COOL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irob Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Haha ! Doesnt it sink when you pull the plug out of the shower basin ? How fast can it go if you could change gear ? Gongoozlers make me proud I didnt pass my A levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughty Cal Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Just now, Irob said: Haha ! Doesnt it sink when you pull the plug out of the shower basin ? How fast can it go if you could change gear ? Gongoozlers make me proud I didnt pass my A levels. We get asked how fast does it go on pretty much a daily basis when we are out and about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray T Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 (edited) On 3/28/2017 at 08:21, BruceinSanity said: "If you haven't got a telly, what do you do in the evening?" To quote Mike Humphris "We 'ad no telly in them days." See below. Harry Mercer and family at Black Jacks Lock, 1920. Edited March 31, 2017 by Ray T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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