bendy boaters

[honey ryder]

I've been scribbling and typing away making myself giggle the past few weeks after a front cabin cleaning frenzy went further than I intended. I actually wrote this during the UK summer, but only just got around to finishing it.

 

I know I stepped away from the narrowboat a while back, but a lot of this is still relevant. I found myself in all sorts of contortions even back then in a massive (comparatively speaking) 57 footer.

 

 

 

http://www.boogie-nights.org/2016/10/bend-it-like-boater.html

 

[billS]

Good grief - that's the biggest toilet seat that I have ever seen.

 

Pump out - I hope

[Stilllearning]

Good grief - that's the biggest toilet seat that I have ever seen.

 

Pump out - I hope

So glad it isn't just me that thought that at first glance.

 

Honey Ryder - ever seen a narrow boater trying to paint their water tank?

[honey ryder]

So glad it isn't just me that thought that at first glance.

 

Honey Ryder - ever seen a narrow boater trying to paint their water tank?

 

I'm not sure where the toilet seat idea comes from, can't quite see what you mean.

 

I haven't seen anyone painting the watertank, but when we painted the engine 'ole it was a task only suitable for my bendier other half at the time.

Getting the gas boiler was a similarly fun task back on my narrowboat. as was getting the portapotti out on a very regular basis for the usual reason.

[ditchcrawler]

 

I'm not sure where the toilet seat idea comes from, can't quite see what you mean.

 

I haven't seen anyone painting the watertank, but when we painted the engine 'ole it was a task only suitable for my bendier other half at the time.

Getting the gas boiler was a similarly fun task back on my narrowboat. as was getting the portapotti out on a very regular basis for the usual reason.

The wooden bit you are on looks like the back half of a giant wooden loo seat

[Machpoint005]

Good grief - that's the biggest toilet seat that I have ever seen.

 

 

So glad it isn't just me that thought that at first glance.

 

 

No, me as well. The human subject in the photo does look worried about falling in.

[honey ryder]

The wooden bit you are on looks like the back half of a giant wooden loo seat

Alas, I live with this, so I see it with different, familiar eyes.

That's my bedroom. :-)

[Nightwatch]

You look like 'spiderman' (woman) about to pounce.