Drunk Driving on a Narrowboat

[jacloc]

I saw this article on the Southport Visiter news page, ' Drunk man arrested from canal barge near Halsall', I wonder how bad he was?

 

 

http://www.southportvisiter.co.uk/news/southport-west-lancs/drunk-man-arrested-canal-barge-11692620

[gaggle]

If I remember right it was --------- swan , hire boat based I think at Saracens head , hirer had a few sherbets to many maybe , cant remember any harm done

[matty40s]

Oh, good, Junior should have some pics.....

[mark99]

I wonder if these two stories are connected?

 

http://www.southportvisiter.co.uk/news/southport-west-lancs/police-appeal-following-criminal-damage-11692626

 

Anyone seen Treemonkey?

Edited August 3, 2016 by mark99

[Rickent]

I wonder if these two stories are connected?

 

http://www.southportvisiter.co.uk/news/southport-west-lancs/police-appeal-following-criminal-damage-11692626

 

Anyone seen Treemonkey?

 

 

 

 

 

This ones being investigated by the special branch.

[tree monkey]

I wonder if these two stories are connected?

 

http://www.southportvisiter.co.uk/news/southport-west-lancs/police-appeal-following-criminal-damage-11692626

 

Anyone seen Treemonkey?

Not me honest gov. Edited August 3, 2016 by tree monkey

[Athy]

This ones being investigated by the special branch.

I bough to your superior knowledge.

[RLWP]

Leaf out the puns please

 

Richard

[Athy]

Leaf out the puns please

 

Richard

Certainly, I most deciduously shall.

[MtB]

If this contunues, there will have to be some root and branch pruning of this thread.

[Athy]

That's oakay by me.

[matty40s]

If this contunues, there will have to be some root and branch pruning of this thread.

So he is after a new jojoba.

[tree monkey]

So he is after a new jojoba.

Being the forum tree geek I can't let that go, jojoba is a shrub not a tree.

 

Sorry I will climb back into my tree ;

[Laurie Booth]

Mary Poppins must have done it

[BlueStringPudding]

Being the forum tree geek I can't let that go, jojoba is a shrub not a tree.

 

Sorry I will climb back into my tree ;

[mark99]

Being the forum tree geek I can't let that go, jojoba is a shrub not a tree.

 

Sorry I will climb back into my tree ;

 

I thought you may be like a guerrilla tree surgeon. Can't walk past an overgrown tree without giving it a prune.

[RLWP]

 

I thought you may be like a guerrilla tree surgeon. Can't walk past an overgrown tree without giving it a prune.

 

Do gorillas climb trees?

 

Richard

[tree monkey]

 

I thought you may be like a guerrilla tree surgeon. Can't walk past an overgrown tree without giving it a prune.

Arghhh you have no idea, if your not careful a rant could be started

 

Do gorillas climb trees?

 

Richard

Nahhh not as well as monkeys, clumsy buggers they are

[mark99]

Guerilla not gorilla as is in guerilla gardeners.

[manxmike]

 

I thought you may be like a guerrilla tree surgeon. Can't walk past an overgrown tree without giving it a prune.

Do prunes grow on trees?

[RLWP]

Do prunes grow on trees?

 

I like that question. The answer is yes. And no

 

Richard

[Ray T]

Angus Prune?

 

[tree monkey]

I like that question. The answer is yes. And no

 

Richard

Hmmmmmm

[RLWP]

Hmmmmmm

 

Well, am I right?

 

Richard

[MtB]

Do prunes grow on trees?

 

 

If they did, picking them would be a plum job.