AndrewIC Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) Apologies if anyone is teaching you to suck eggs... On the side of your engine (if it is per the old Beta manual I have here) there should be should be a brass hand pump for draining the oil. On the bottom of that should be a valve, and then a flexible hose running to an elbow on the bottom of the sump. To drain the oil the usual process is to open the valve and work the hand pump to pump the oil into a container, then close the valve. The pump may have a screw cap in the outlet, you'll need to remove that before pumping out the oil if there is one! If your engine really is empty of oil, that hose may have split. Mine (on a BV1305) wore a small hole against the engine frame, and was a complete pig to replace. That seems the most likely thing to check, along with making sure that the hose is still securely attached to the elbow (and the elbow to the sump). I suggest you check that the engine really is empty by first trying to pump out some oil, in case it is full above the dipstick level - 9 litres is an awful lot in an engine designed to take about 5 litres. If it really is empty, clean up the oil under the engine, and if there is nothing obvious add some fresh oil to the engine and see where it comes out. If you put some kitchen roll or blue industrial wipe under the engine it will make it easier to see where any drips are, but if you really have lost 9 litres in a very short time it should be pretty obvious where it is coming out. You did put the oil in the right filler hole? And not the coolant filler Edited April 6, 2016 by AndrewIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Apologies if anyone is teaching you to suck eggs... On the side of your engine (if it is per the old Beta manual I have here) there should be should be a brass hand pump for draining the oil. On the bottom of that should be a valve, and then a flexible hose running to an elbow on the bottom of the sump. To drain the oil the usual process is to open the valve and work the hand pump to pump the oil into a container, then close the valve. The pump may have a screw cap in the outlet, you'll need to remove that before pumping out the oil if there is one! If your engine really is empty of oil, that hose may have split. Mine (on a BV1305) wore a small hole against the engine frame, and was a complete pig to replace. That seems the most likely thing to check, along with making sure that the hose is still securely attached to the elbow (and the elbow to the sump). I suggest you check that the engine really is empty by first trying to pump out some oil, in case it is full above the dipstick level - 9 litres is an awful lot in an engine designed to take about 5 litres. If it really is empty, clean up the oil under the engine, and if there is nothing obvious add some fresh oil to the engine and see where it comes out. If you put some kitchen roll or blue industrial wipe under the engine it will make it easier to see where any drips are, but if you really have lost 9 litres in a very short time it should be pretty obvious where it is coming out. You did put the oil in the right filler hole? And not the coolant filler I wondered about that. Must have changed our oil about 30 times on our boat no problem, but one time found myself about to pour oil into the coolant filler cap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I wondered about that. Must have changed our oil about 30 times on our boat no problem, but one time found myself about to pour oil into the coolant filler cap! I occasionally catch myself putting the tea back in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizzard Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Apologies if anyone is teaching you to suck eggs... On the side of your engine (if it is per the old Beta manual I have here) there should be should be a brass hand pump for draining the oil. On the bottom of that should be a valve, and then a flexible hose running to an elbow on the bottom of the sump. To drain the oil the usual process is to open the valve and work the hand pump to pump the oil into a container, then close the valve. The pump may have a screw cap in the outlet, you'll need to remove that before pumping out the oil if there is one! If your engine really is empty of oil, that hose may have split. Mine (on a BV1305) wore a small hole against the engine frame, and was a complete pig to replace. That seems the most likely thing to check, along with making sure that the hose is still securely attached to the elbow (and the elbow to the sump). I suggest you check that the engine really is empty by first trying to pump out some oil, in case it is full above the dipstick level - 9 litres is an awful lot in an engine designed to take about 5 litres. If it really is empty, clean up the oil under the engine, and if there is nothing obvious add some fresh oil to the engine and see where it comes out. If you put some kitchen roll or blue industrial wipe under the engine it will make it easier to see where any drips are, but if you really have lost 9 litres in a very short time it should be pretty obvious where it is coming out. You did put the oil in the right filler hole? And not the coolant filler That valve tap needs to be on the actual sump ''like they were years ago'' before the flexible tube and pump or a tap at both locations. Many of these inland waterways engine marinizers haven't a clue these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Lewis Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I occasionally catch myself putting the tea back in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard... Twice last week I found the jar of coffe in the fridge! Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I occasionally catch myself putting the tea back in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard... It is truly a bad sign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 It is truly a bad sign Yes it's remarkable they still let me work on gas boilers, when I can't even be trusted to make the tea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Mack Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I occasionally catch myself putting the tea back in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard... Not as bad as the painter who dipped his brush in his mug of tea then took a swig from the can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Lol, when did he notice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewIC Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I occasionally catch myself putting the tea back in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard... I once dropped the used teabag in the sink and the spoon into the bin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
system 4-50 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I found myself wondering why the toothpaste out of the toothpaste pump tasted like liquid soap out of the liquid soap dispenser... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewIC Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I found myself wondering why the toothpaste out of the toothpaste pump tasted like liquid soap out of the liquid soap dispenser... Oh, and that. Never try to clean your teeth with Savlon. And when you fancy a coffee and grab the jar with the red lid, check that you didn't just make a nice cup of Bisto. <Sigh> It's an age thing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Smith Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I have sprayed shaving gel under my armpit. Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotEver Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I have sprayed shaving gel under my armpit. Neil Me too - and hairspray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I once took a teaspoon of butter to stir into my coffee, one very early morning. Can't blame that one on age, I was 21 at the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FadeToScarlet Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) I once took a teaspoon of butter to stir into my coffee, one very early morning. Can't blame that one on age, I was 21 at the time!Don't they stir butter into tea in Tibet? Edit- Google says yes. Yak butter! Edited April 6, 2016 by FadeToScarlet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizzard Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 In India the Sikhs in the Punjab cook tea. They bung everything in a pot, tea, milk, sugar the lot and cook it for ages.Goodness gracious me, boom diddi, boom diddi, boom diddi, boom diddi, boom diddi, boom diddi, boom boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pquinn Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 Hank Williams had this kinda problem................. "Howlin' At The Moon" I know there's never been a man in the awful shape I'm inI can't even spell my name, my heads in such a spinTo-day I tried to eat a steak with a big old table-spoonYou got me chasin' Rabbits, walkin' on my hands...And Howlin' At The Moon.Well, I took one look at you and it almost drove me madAnd then I even went and lost what little sense I hadNow I can't tell the day from night, I'm crazy as a loonYou got me chasin' Rabbits, pullin' out my hair and Howlin' At The Moon.Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin' spree'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state that can hold a light to meI eat three bones for dinner today, then tried to tree a 'CoonYou got me chasin' Rabbits, scratchin' fleas and Howlin' At The Moon.I rode my horse to town to day and a gas pump we did passI pulled 'im up and I hollered WHOA!, said fill 'im up with gasThe man picked up a monkey wrench and WHAM!, he changed my tuneYou got me chasin' Rabbits, spittin' out teeth and Howlin' At The Moon.I never thought in this old world a fool could fall so hardBut honey baby, when I fell the whole world must have jarredI think I'd quit my doggish ways if you'd take me for your groomYou got me chasin Rabbits, pickin' out rings and Howlin' At The Moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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