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A Very Merry Christmas To One and All


Terryb

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No they don't.

 

<snigger>

 

Anyway, Happy Christmas to all, we're having Christmas Day on the boat just the 2 of us, Boxing Day with my mum, Hogmanay at home with Jeff's folks. Should be good.

 

 

You lucky, lucky barst**d. I have to go to South bleedin Wales to Mrs Loafer's Old People's home, and watch 18 hours of Downton Bleedin Abbey, or summat equally dramatic.

 

Happy bleedin Christmas, the lot of you!

 

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As this is the only thread that hasn't blamed CRT (or cyclists - or fishermen - or CC'ers - or Live on Boards - or volunteers etc etc) for something for a while......

 

It must be their fault that Christmas falls at the end of December. What sort of planning is that!! - its only a week from new years day.....

 

anyway....

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2016, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the United Kingdom great (not to imply that the United Kingdom is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "United Kingdom" in the Western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first."Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

DISCLAIMER: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee, him/herself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

anyway...... BallHooks to it

Merry Christmas and a great New Year to you all

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Edited by WarringtonWhite
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Okay having attempted several time to upload summit like a funny emoticon have concluded that way not my way......

soooooooooooo

 

Merry Christmas from

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

Subtle...

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I think you missed out the groce'rs apostrophe...

 

:D

Well i was going to say "and may your God go with you" but Dave Allen beat me to it years ago.

 

Talking of Winter Soltice, Smiffys birthday usually falls on that day but they have moved it this year so he gets a longer birthday for a change.

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