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[pophops]

I went down to the boat today only to find that it's been damaged by a passing boat. The paint I so carefully applied last year has been gouged down to bare metal in places along the bow and below the gunwale.

Does anyone have Timothy West's phone number?

[The Bagdad Boatman (waits)]

The fish are very active down there. Also the ducks are quackers.

[Paul C]

Is it the paint on the rubbing strip?

 

Do you have pics, of the scratch and the location where you're moored?

[b0atman]

did you not have fenders down ?

[Sea Dog]

Oh dear, that's a bummer, PH!

[nbfiresprite]

Now then, You can not blame Timothy West every time a boat is hit and damaged. Apart from that it is the Panto season, So he will be busy earning a crust.

[alan_fincher]

Apart from that it is the Panto season, So he will be busy earning a crust.

 

All together now......

 

"Oh no, he won't!".

[FadeToScarlet]

 

All together now......

 

"Oh no, he won't!".

No, he's behind you...

[mrsmelly]

Now then, You can not blame Timothy West every time a boat is hit and damaged. Apart from that it is the Panto season, So he will be busy earning a crust.

 

Yeah Monsier West always gets the blame for ramming!! A bit like Finchy who has been known to commit 300 break ins in 47 different locations all before lunch on the same day

[Dyad]

 

Yeah Monsier West always gets the blame for ramming!! A bit like Finchy who has been known to commit 300 break ins in 47 different locations all before lunch on the same day

 

Do we have a new saying now "Timothy'ed"

[tosher]

Very upsetting for the OP but the funniest thread for a long time.

[Bewildered]

Do we have a new saying now "Timothy'ed"

Or perhaps "Wested"?

[lydfordcastle]

No, he's behind you...

 

Timothy West is never behind you !

He's always coming the other way !

[cuthound]

Timothy West is never behind you !

He's always coming the other way !

On no he isn't!

 

On yes he is!

 

(Gets his coat and leaves - this forum is defending into pantomime)

[Dyad]

 

Do we have a new saying now "Timothy'ed"

 

 

Or perhaps "Wested"?

 

I was thinking on the lines of the "You've been tango'ed" ads but Wested works as well :-)

[Peter X]

I had a quick Google but sadly couldn't find any reference to Timothy West ever being in a panto.

He is in a drama filmed in August/September, now in post-production for release in January, and will be playing King Lear next summer; somehow I doubt he needs to do panto.

[Arthur Marshall]

Saw him years ago in Death of a Salesman, and he was awesome.

[nbfiresprite]

It's not Timothy West you have to worry about. I wound be more worried if I saw a Royal Navy frigate named HMS Troutbridge heading towards me with a Sub Lt Leslie"Left hand down a bit" Phillips navigating the ship.