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Have you had your Vasolator?


The Anonymous Bard

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I thought this was funny, I even wondered if someone at the mail stuffing depot where the subscription magazines are sent from was having a prank and some guy with a copy of Men Only got a leaflet for some cosy slippers!

 

I was happily reading my Canal Boat magazine which arrived on the doormat this morning when the advertising supplement dropped out of the back.

 

Expecting something of a fairly uninteresting nature I was surprised to read "Give love a boost with Vasolator... Yes! Yes! Yes!" splashed (pardon the pun) right across the front.

 

Temptation got the better of me and I opened it up to read the first paragraph, which goes on to state,

 

"Start taking Vasolator today and your sexual pleasure and self-confidence won't be the only thing to grow. You and your partner will be astonished at the increase in your penis size, without painful surgery or prescription drugs."

 

Well... it makes a change from "Buy your Cristmas cards early and save pounds"!

 

I would love to write more but I have to dash as i'm eager to experinece, quote...

 

Prolonged, intense lovemaking

 

Breathtaking orgasms

 

Regained youthful virility and sexual power

 

:wub:

 

Edited for typo due to trembling hands!

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Son's ex girlfriend's father (still with me?) had a company (which we referred to as 'Daddy's D**k Cream Co) making erectile dysfunction cream back in the 1990's so I did a bit of searching to see if he had a hand in Vasolator, so to speak.

 

It appears to be made by a Japanese company - main ingredient is Glyceryl trinitrate (yep, you'r are right - nitroglycerine by another name) which is absorbed by the skin and causes blood vessels to dilate.

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Son's ex girlfriend's father (still with me?) had a company (which we referred to as 'Daddy's D**k Cream Co) making erectile dysfunction cream back in the 1990's so I did a bit of searching to see if he had a hand in Vasolator, so to speak.

 

It appears to be made by a Japanese company - main ingredient is Glyceryl trinitrate (yep, you'r are right - nitroglycerine by another name) which is absorbed by the skin and causes blood vessels to dilate.

 

Nitroglycerin makes things blow up, so I guess that's right

 

Richard

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Glyceryl trinitrate

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Ooerr missus, I got a little pink bottle of that stuff right here, the shaman(esse) prescribed it on my last visit, "spray it under the tongue" she said. I'm taking it back tomorrow, I'm a pensioner now, can't be doing with all that malarky. I'm retired, finished with all that wadgitmacallit.

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I need to know if there's a warning not to use it in conjunction with Viagra.

 

It seems my work e-mail ID has been hijacked and I am now extolling the benefits of Viagra to all the staff once a week. Our IT Dept has a sense of humour and refuses to sort it out :blush:

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