Morphyous Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) This Berth has caused terrible Post Naval Depression. Edited November 12, 2009 by Morphyous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 She said she was a pole dancer i just found her somewhere to perform Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonL Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 This weeks special offer - Broadbeam to NB conversion only $99. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick-n-Jo Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 .....however, the boatyards attempt to fit a towing mast to our speedboat lacked a little finesse..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Post? What post?..........Oh that post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 1) I didn't realise the GPS was that accurate 2) BW have got signs for everything else, where's the one that says "go round the marker"? 3) Look officer, you're not going to believe this but I could see two posts and I was aiming between them (hic) BW operatives put mooring bollards in the wrong place yet AGAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikevye Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Bring on the WALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldthehouse Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Is this Saddams weapon of MAST destruction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Bring on the WALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. Are you a fan of that programme too? I thought it was just me... Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphyous Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Submarine captain "raise periscope three" " Second Mate " The coast is clear Captain" Captain "Down Periscope" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Ah, so thats why some of you call them splitters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Anonymous Bard Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 ...If you can read this sign you're too damn close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikevye Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Oh. Are you a fan of that programme too? I thought it was just me... Richard Nope its just you Richard, my wife watches it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lu n russ Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 (edited) 1)Thought you said pole side not starboard side 2)Its a stick up 3)coastguard say driver was half cut 4)yes sir your boat safety cert is in the post Edited November 13, 2009 by lu n russ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
journeyperson Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 When I said get the post mid-ship and tie up to it I meant go alongside it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Nope its just you Richard, my wife watches it! And you just happen to be in the room at the same time? Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Looks to me like the boat is trying to eat the post. But for a caption...Honestly Gov I was Constantly Cruising but the post got in the way so I moored to it - just for a moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikevye Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 And you just happen to be in the room at the same time? Richard Nope I'm on Hakuna and she phones me from N Wales to tell me what's happening. As I said its just you and her I'm not going to increase their ratings by 50%!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughty Cal Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Is this the result of Phylis speeding again Definately not sir. I dont hit things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Nope I'm on Hakuna and she phones me from N Wales to tell me what's happening. As I said its just you and her I'm not going to increase their ratings by 50%!!!!!! Must be a very short 'phone call. I mean, it's hardly got a sophisticated and tangled plot has it? Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wanted Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 The 'number 3' morso flue pipe did not compliment the sleek lines of my speed boat as i'd hoped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiceNarrowboat Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 News headline: 3 MOBILE INVESTMENT SINKS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikevye Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Must be a very short 'phone call. I mean, it's hardly got a sophisticated and tangled plot has it? Richard Enough to confuse you obviously, all I did was to reply to the OP with a reasonably witty quip yet you appear to want to turn it into war and peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Enough to confuse you obviously, all I did was to reply to the OP with a reasonably witty quip yet you appear to want to turn it into war and peace. And I'd completely forgotten about that posting, I'll stop trying to portray you as a fan. Richard I'm not sure that Tolstoy and "Hole in the Wall" are really compatible. My head is hurting trying to hold both at the same time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy r Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 The mark 3, all new Brayford pool speed trap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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