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1 hour ago, Arthur Marshall said:

My wife insists on wearing a cap that says "First Mate", which is odd as she's my fourth.

I take it you weren’t her first either😂

2 hours ago, Mad Harold said:

There are some cruel sods on here!

The good thing about this post is that I know @LadyG is going in the opposite direction to where I moor. The bad news is she could be coming your way soon😂😂

3 hours ago, Mad Harold said:

It is unusual for the pound between lock 1 and 2 to be low on the Broad.

Perhaps a paddle on lock 1 has been left open.

 I wonder who could of done tha?😂

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33 minutes ago, BoatinglifeupNorth said:

I take it you weren’t her first either😂

The good thing about this post is that I know @LadyG is going in the opposite direction to where I moor. The bad news is she could be coming your way soon😂😂

 I wonder who could of done tha?😂

Ah, how extemely little you know...

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41 minutes ago, BoatinglifeupNorth said:

 

The good thing about this post is that I know @LadyG is going in the opposite direction to where I moor. The bad news is she could be coming your way soon😂😂

 

She was talking of turning back the other day.

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25 minutes ago, ditchcrawler said:

She was talking of turning back the other day.

I've only just arrived at the first pound, so a bit early to turn back even for me!

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2 hours ago, Arthur Marshall said:

My wife insists on wearing a cap that says "First Mate", which is odd as she's my fourth.

 

I've been known to introduce my other half as "my first wife".

 

She's been that for 41 years...

 

 

There is no second wife.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Machpoint005 said:

 

I've been known to introduce my other half as "my first wife".

 

She's been that for 41 years...

 

 

There is no second wife.

 

 

 

 

Were I an Arabian Sultan, I would introduce my wife to other people as my currant sultana.

 

 

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5 hours ago, Tracy D'arth said:

It may be best if you let Fernando do all the boating and you just sit here on the forum.

Coward!!! You didn't address this comment directly to Lady G.

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4 hours ago, Arthur Marshall said:

My wife insists on wearing a cap that says "First Mate", which is odd as she's my fourth.

How do you manage all four?

Do you buy your Viagra wholesale? 😳

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2 hours ago, Mad Harold said:

How do you manage all four?

Do you buy your Viagra wholesale? 😳

Consecutive sentences,  rather than concurrent.

Only time I took Viagra was when the dentist had to take a tooth out and had run out of anesthetic...

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2 hours ago, Arthur Marshall said:

Consecutive sentences,  rather than concurrent.

Only time I took Viagra was when the dentist had to take a tooth out and had run out of anesthetic...

I've never taken Viagra. Does it act as a pain suppressant. If I could find a dentist, can be difficult to find these days, and they were suggesting that, I'd want a lot of convincing why. 

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5 hours ago, Ianws said:

I've never taken Viagra. Does it act as a pain suppressant. If I could find a dentist, can be difficult to find these days, and they were suggesting that, I'd want a lot of convincing why. 

Viagra is great for dental problems if you are finding it hard to turn on your blue tooth,it can boost the signal. 

 

Never use coalgate unless your want black tooth. 

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9 hours ago, Ianws said:

I've never taken Viagra. Does it act as a pain suppressant. If I could find a dentist, can be difficult to find these days, and they were suggesting that, I'd want a lot of convincing why. 

I think it makes you hard so you dont need pain killers

 

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Viagra was originally invented by the eggheads at Rowntree's when they were trying to find a harder coating for the new blue Smarties. It turned out to be useless for confectionary, but an unexpected benefit was the creation of thumb tacks.

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41 minutes ago, Hudds Lad said:

Viagra was originally invented by the eggheads at Rowntree's when they were trying to find a harder coating for the new blue Smarties. It turned out to be useless for confectionary, but an unexpected benefit was the creation of thumb tacks.

 

Reported for unnecessary Americanism. 

 

Drawing pins, dammit!

 

Also, Smarties have been made by Nestlé for the last 30+ years ...

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