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[jacko264]

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[Nightwatch]

How does a sheep farmer know how many sheep he has?

[rusty69]

6 minutes ago, Nightwatch said:

How does a sheep farmer know how many sheep he has?

He has his sheep dog count them?

[haggis]

30 minutes ago, Nightwatch said:

How does a sheep farmer know how many sheep he has?

He counts their legs and divides by 4

[MtB]

11 hours ago, haggis said:

He counts their legs and divides by 4

 

This may not be actually be correct. 

 

Each human bean has, on average, slightly fewer than two legs if you think about it briefly. The same principle prolly applies to the sheeps. 

 

 

[Alan de Enfield]

6 minutes ago, MtB said:

 

This may not be actually be correct. 

 

Each human bean has, on average, slightly fewer than two legs if you think about it briefly. The same principle prolly applies to the sheeps. 

 

 

 

 

Some 25+ years ago when we had the Farm in Wales, and following the Chenobyl disaster and the 'cloud' that came over Wales had made the grass radioactive many lambs were born with deformaties.

We had one lamb that was born with only three legs.

 

We had a French student who was studying Equine Management under SWMBOs tutelage, and one day, in her broken English asked :

 

 "the sheep, only three, why ?"

 

SWMBO, had her 'naughty head' on and replied "well, when you get one as good as that, you do not eat it all at once" the student understood and was horrified - we never told her anything different.

[rusty69]

A farmer tells his sheepdog to count the sheep in his field. 

When the dog gets back the farmer says, "how many sheep do we have?"

 

The sheepdog replies, "20."

 

"I thought we had 17?" the farmer says.

 

"We do, but I rounded  them up." replied the dog. 

[system 4-50]

Additionally, a load of 2" lagging, the sort that you use to wrap around the exhaust pipe, cost me ~£50? some years ago, never used, free to a good boating home, postable.

[rusty69]

Bumpety bump.

 

Any takers yet?

[system 4-50]

No, not even with a free bandage thrown in.

[system 4-50]

Oh you are a difficult bunch.  How about if I throw 6 x 750ml tins of red oxide into the offer?

Edited June 4, 2023 by system 4-50

[system 4-50]

Hi @nottheone, you have a PM.

[fatmanblue]

Is the paint still available?  Many thanks

 

[system 4-50]

Paint now under offer.  Will post when transaction completes or fails.

[rusty69]

8 hours ago, system 4-50 said:

Paint now under offer.  Will post when transaction completes or fails.

I thought you didn't want to post. 

[system 4-50]

4 hours ago, rusty69 said:

I thought you didn't want to post. 

Good point.  No sense in posting if the transaction has failed.

[system 4-50]

This stuff has now gone.  My thanks to all who took an interest.