Help wanted near Kidderminster

[Alan de Enfield]

2 minutes ago, Tony Brooks said:

 

No, the other canal mag.

 

OK Thanks.

[IanD]

Andrew PM'd me :

"I was rescued by a big beefy Barry Hawkins Northwich replica with a Gardner 3-cyl driving big blades.  Like I suspected, all I needed was a good jerk-off!

Thanks for everyone's advice."

[Ianws]

I'll let others reply with the obvious risqué comments.

 

I think there was lots of experienced advice on this topic and from that it was not a given a good tug could do it. Happy the OP is sorted though.

[Victor Vectis]

Barry Hawkins to the rescue!

 

Makes me happy we have a BH boat.

 

ETA But it ain't a Northwich replica and we haven't got a Gardner under the bonnnet or big blades.

(No fake rivets either)

 

So perhaps we might not have been much use.

 

Good to know the OP is sorted anyway.

Edited November 14, 2022 by Victor Vectis

[alan_fincher]

12 hours ago, Victor Vectis said:

Barry Hawkins to the rescue!

 

Makes me happy we have a BH boat.

 

ETA But it ain't a Northwich replica and we haven't got a Gardner under the bonnnet or big blades.

(No fake rivets either)

 

So perhaps we might not have been much use.

 

Good to know the OP is sorted anyway.

 

The weight of all those stick on rivets provides much needed extra momentum when attempting a "jerk off"!

[billS]

59 minutes ago, alan_fincher said:

 

The weight of all those stick on rivets provides much needed extra momentum when attempting a "jerk off"!

 

... ribbed for extra sensation...

[Mike Tee]

Bitumen flavoured?

[IanD]

5 minutes ago, Mike Tee said:

Bitumen flavoured?

No, big and beefy... 😉

[tree monkey]

16 hours ago, IanD said:

Andrew PM'd me :

"I was rescued by a big beefy Barry Hawkins Northwich replica with a Gardner 3-cyl driving big blades.  Like I suspected, all I needed was a good jerk-off!

Thanks for everyone's advice."

Good to hear

[beerbeerbeerbeerbeer]

2 hours ago, IanD said:

No, big and beefy... 😉

dreaming about your monkeys?

Edited November 15, 2022 by Goliath
🙀nowt to do with you treemonkey😂

[tree monkey]

18 minutes ago, Goliath said:

dreaming about your monkeys?

Tbf I can totally appreciate why peeps dream about monkeys, we are a hunky bunch

[IanD]

32 minutes ago, tree monkey said:

Tbf I can totally appreciate why peeps dream about monkeys, we are a hunky bunch

Do you all have typewriters? 😉

[tree monkey]

3 minutes ago, IanD said:

Do you all have typewriters? 😉

I will let you into a secret,  that gig is up, the idiots in charge were almighty pissed off when after a day the complete works had been typed out (with the occasional banana joke snuck in) and the room had finished every modern classic in the penguin back catalogue.

Shame really that job paid well but boredom had set in and the boys had had enough