Continuous cruiser male seeks female boating companion

[MtB]

1 minute ago, Balloon said:

What was that about innuendo? 

 

Lol that never crossed my mind. Honest!!!

[Balloon]

1 minute ago, MtB said:

 

Lol that never crossed my mind. Honest!!!

You’ve not been down here in 19 years then? 

[MtB]

2 minutes ago, Balloon said:

What was that about innuendo? 

it was enough to send you away elsewhere???

 

 

I live next to the K&A these days, and me bote is on the h'Oxford...

1 minute ago, Balloon said:

You’ve not been down here in 19 years then? 

 

Nope. I gets agoraphobia on them wide canals....

[beerbeerbeerbeerbeer]

19 minutes ago, Balloon said:

Ah far better. Well done. The lock with the bollards is in berko but most of the bollards round here are like that. You get points. No bonus points though as you needed too many clues. 

That’s where I’ll recognise them from then 👍

but don’t remember the mass of willow 

[Balloon]

11 minutes ago, MtB said:

 

 

I live next to the K&A these days, and me bote is on the h'Oxford...

 

Nope. I gets agoraphobia on them wide canals....

Oh cool, thats where we're heading off to next week, the Oxford. 

10 minutes ago, Goliath said:

That’s where I’ll recognise them from then 👍

but don’t remember the mass of willow 

So much willow in berko at the mo. Whereabouts are you 

[MtB]

5 minutes ago, Balloon said:

Oh cool, thats where we're heading off to next week, the Oxford. 

Do stop for a cuppa, and you can service my engine as well as Tony’s … 

[Balloon]

Just now, MtB said:

Do stop for a cuppa, and you can service my engine as well as Tony’s … 

I didn’t say I was some sort of slave did I? I do MY man jobs. Not other people’s! I’ll take you up on the cuppa though 

[BlueStringPudding]

On 22/07/2022 at 14:25, tree monkey said:

... the fact I actually met one of the limited number of single females who lived on a boat and I managed to convince I was worth a punt is I think down to alcohol and the fact I went to the old "banters" this place used to organise.

 

 

I have very discerning taste, I'll have you know. 🤔 You do me a disservice.

(And yourself) 

[beerbeerbeerbeerbeer]

11 minutes ago, Balloon said:

Oh cool, thats where we're heading off to next week, the Oxford. 

So much willow in berko at the mo. Whereabouts are you 

North of Watford 😃

 

Birmingham 👍

[BlueStringPudding]

On 20/07/2022 at 08:54, MtB said:

Most that I know say they get a continuous stream of offers from the large numbers of 50-something recently divorced/separated solo bloke boaters on the cut, and fending them all off is a bigger problem than loneliness in the evenings!

 

50-something... 60-something... married... 👀

Edited July 26, 2022 by BlueStringPudding

[Balloon]

1 minute ago, BlueStringPudding said:

 

50-something... 60-something... married... 👀

Sounds about right 

[MtB]

17 minutes ago, Balloon said:

I didn’t say I was some sort of slave did I? I do MY man jobs. Not other people’s! I’ll take you up on the cuppa though 

 

OMG 😱 ... I'll have to get some milk in!!

 

Are you sure you wouldn't prefer some 8.4% cider???

 

 

[Balloon]

Just now, MtB said:

 

OMG 😱 ... I'll have to get some milk in!!

 

Are you sure you wouldn't prefer some 8.4% cider???

 

 

Either or both is good. Thanks 😁

1 minute ago, MtB said:

 

OMG 😱 ... I'll have to get some milk in!!

 

Are you sure you wouldn't prefer some 8.4% cider???

 

 

Unless @BlueStringPudding is casting aspersions on you 🤔

[MtB]

3 minutes ago, Balloon said:

Either or both is good. Thanks 😁

Unless @BlueStringPudding is casting aspersions on you 🤔

 

Of course she is. I'm a disaster area! Best avoided! 

[Balloon]

Just now, MtB said:

 

Of course she is. I'm a disaster area! Best avoided!

well. I love her user name. 
 

but you seem ok. You’ve given me some pretty sound advice when I’ve had the humility to ask it on here

 

anyway. Where on the Oxford. 

[MtB]

3 minutes ago, Balloon said:

well. I love her user name. 
 

but you seem ok. You’ve given me some pretty sound advice when I’ve had the humility to ask it on here

 

anyway. Where on the Oxford. 

 

 

We've known each other for years both on here and in real life. BSP is lurvely! And Tree munky! 

 

I'll PM you.... 

 

 

[BlueStringPudding]

4 minutes ago, Balloon said:

Either or both is good. Thanks 😁

Unless @BlueStringPudding is casting aspersions on you 🤔

 

I would never cast nasturtiums on MTB. But neither would I drink his cider. (Not because he's in any way dubious, only because I had an incident with several ciders at a friend's 18th birthday party as a teenager, and ever since can't even smell the stuff without reliving the experience of vomiting up the window of M&S the next morning. Oh, and on to my boyfriend-at-the-time's black suede trainers too! (Never vomited on Tree Monkey's shoes, and that's because I'm such a catch 😂😉))

 

I don't doubt that to someone who has never regurgitated up a shop window, MTB's cider would be delicious and imbibed in perfect company 

[Balloon]

Just now, BlueStringPudding said:

 

I would never cast nasturtiums on MTB. But neither would I drink his cider. (Not because he's in any way dubious, only because I had an incident with several ciders at a friend's 18th birthday party as a teenager, and ever since can't even smell the stuff without reliving the experience of vomiting up the window of M&S the next morning. Oh, and on to my boyfriend-at-the-time's black suede trainers too! (Never vomited on Tree Monkey's shoes, and that's because I'm such a catch 😂😉))

 

I don't doubt that to someone who has never regurgitated up a shop window, MTB's cider would be delicious and imbibed in perfect company 

Thanks for the honest review, @BlueStringPudding 😂 I have regurgitated in a number of places but never a shop window.

[MtB]

4 minutes ago, Balloon said:

Thanks for the honest review, @BlueStringPudding 😂 I have regurgitated in a number of places but never a shop window.

 

 

Do you have any videos, please? 

 

 

[Balloon]

Just now, MtB said:

 

 

Do you have any videos, please? 

 

 

🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious. But no 

[MtB]

9 minutes ago, BlueStringPudding said:

 

I would never cast nasturtiums on MTB. But neither would I drink his cider. (Not because he's in any way dubious, only because I had an incident with several ciders at a friend's 18th birthday party as a teenager, and ever since can't even smell the stuff without reliving the experience of vomiting up the window of M&S the next morning. Oh, and on to my boyfriend-at-the-time's black suede trainers too! (Never vomited on Tree Monkey's shoes, and that's because I'm such a catch 😂😉))

 

I don't doubt that to someone who has never regurgitated up a shop window, MTB's cider would be delicious and imbibed in perfect company 

 

 

Looks like I've still got BSP fooled, eh??! 

 

 

[BlueStringPudding]

Just now, MtB said:

 

 

Do you have any videos, please? 

 

 

 

There are special websites for that kinda thing, MTB.

 

Ironically, thanks to likelihood of in-store CCTV, I suspect there is spectacular video footage of my vomitnami from the other side of the glass at M&S 🤔

[Balloon]

Just now, BlueStringPudding said:

 

There are special websites for that kinda thing, MTB.

 

Ironically, thanks to likelihood of in-store CCTV, I suspect there is spectacular video footage of my vomitnami from the other side of the glass at M&S 🤔

The closest I can get to this is a drunken pee in an alleyway aged about 17. Policeman tried to get me to stop. There was no stopping this kind of wee. He just had to watch. 

[BlueStringPudding]

I was laughing so much, Balloon, I accidentally pressed the crying smiley instead of the laughing one, just then. 

 

I know that kind of wee.

 

It is most of my wees. 

[Balloon]

3 minutes ago, BlueStringPudding said:

I was laughing so much, Balloon, I accidentally pressed the crying smiley instead of the laughing one, just then. 

 

I know that kind of wee.

 

It is most of my wees. 

😂😂😂😂 me too