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6 minutes ago, IanD said:

 

And a tinfoil hat, which not only keeps you cool but stops 5G radiation from frying your brain... 😉

 

I'm pretty sure I'm an alien lizard anyway, which might explain why I often moor away from humans, and I'm immune to the 5G death rays. 

 

To be fair, not everything human is awful. Your Marks and Spencer food halls are an absolute treat.

Even us lizards love those. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Tony1 said:

 

I'm pretty sure I'm an alien lizard anyway, which might explain why I often moor away from humans, and I'm immune to the 5G death rays. 

 

To be fair, not everything human is awful. Your Marks and Spencer food halls are an absolute treat.

Even us lizards love those. 

 

 

You can't be a lizard. Lizards *love* high temperatures... 😉

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9 minutes ago, IanD said:

 

You can't be a lizard. Lizards *love* high temperatures... 😉

 

9 minutes ago, IanD said:

 

You can't be a lizard. Lizards *love* high temperatures... 😉

 

 

My kind have now spent so long in Cheshire that we are adapted to this semi-aquatic life for 6 months of the year. 

It rained so much last Autumn I started to develop gills.

 

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13 minutes ago, Tony1 said:

 

 

 

My kind have now spent so long in Cheshire that we are adapted to this semi-aquatic life for 6 months of the year. 

It rained so much last Autumn I started to develop gills.

 

 

You're not a lizard then, you're an amphibian. That explains a lot... 😉

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19 minutes ago, Tony1 said:

 

 

 

My kind have now spent so long in Cheshire that we are adapted to this semi-aquatic life for 6 months of the year. 

It rained so much last Autumn I started to develop gills.

 

Oh so you are a newt 😎

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2 minutes ago, Loddon said:

Oh so you are a newt 😎

 

 

It's fair to say the earthly species I resemble most closely would be the newt.

Which reminds me, I must visit the retailers of Nantwich today to buy firewater.

 

 

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31 minutes ago, Ex Brummie said:

Is that what you meant Alan?

 

No it isn't.

 

Is the lining of your jacket, on the inside or the outside ?

 

A silver lining is inside (the word 'lining' sorts of gives it away) therefore the cloud is 'around' it. (outside of it)

 

 

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On 23/09/2021 at 07:50, Bee said:

Horrible things batteries. Takes a huge amount of energy going in to store up a bit coming out. (I know that is not scientific but its how it seems) Its one of the reasons that some solar is a Really Good Thing. Solar will keep putting something in for as long as there is some daylight. Batteries are full of witchcraft. The witches inside can be forced to do 8 hours work in 4 hours but they don't do it very well and after a few months they are knackered and won't do any work at all and then you need a new battery and new witches.

 

Best reply to Batteries ever !!!!! 

 

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