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3 hours ago, Steilsteven said:

You're supposed to stick your head out and scream blue murder at them for having the nerve to make your boat gently rock a little.

 

Keith

What's a centre line?

 

Keith

A center line Keith is a handling line

1 minute ago, Mike Todd said:

Clearly missed (a) date and (b) the sarcasm!

That ends at Noon

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3 hours ago, noddyboater said:

I really don't know how you can suggest someone who rides around on a Hardly Davidson with tassels on the saddle bags isn't the sharpest tool in the box.

Simple I've met him. He is one of the worlds odious people.

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4 hours ago, Tracy D'arth said:

No, but you are not ironic, just arrogant, loud, self promoting, ignorant, rude, pompous, argumentative. Oh, and wrong.

 

I'm beginning to suspect Lord Maffi of Oxford isn't going to be on your Christmas card list this year

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6 minutes ago, Midnight said:

I'm beginning to suspect Lord Maffi of Oxford isn't going to be on your Christmas card list this year

Whatever gave you the idea that I send Christmas cards to anyone?  I am not a Christian.

 

Nor am I a rectal orifice licker like some, especially with the mufti, oh, maffi, Freudian slip.

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1 hour ago, Lord Maffi of Oxford said:

You actually saw one of his boats move!

Two of them attached to each other by a long length of rope which was along side me when he pulled away with the motor.

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My alarm bells were ringing when I first met him to be honest.  I asked what the pub was like opposite the boat he'd had for years,  and he replied " I wouldn't know,  I've never been in it"

Oh dear. 

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21 minutes ago, Tracy D'arth said:

Whatever gave you the idea that I send Christmas cards to anyone?  I am not a Christian.

Since when did you have to be a Christian to celebrate Christmas.  I know atheists, Muslims and a few other religions who celebrate Christmas.   Any excuse for a party said one.

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2 hours ago, Ray T said:

Here's a speeding boat. :ninja:

speedinglancaster.jpg

There is a story attached to this pic. The lady that took the pic phoned the company and complained. The company called her back and said they had spoken to the crew onboard and they said they hadn't realized they were going so fast. If you zoom in there are two people looking back and one might even have a camera in his hand!

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On 01/04/2021 at 19:04, Tracy D'arth said:

Whatever gave you the idea that I send Christmas cards to anyone?  I am not a Christian.

 

Nor am I a rectal orifice licker like some, especially with the mufti, oh, maffi, Freudian slip.

You are not a Tracy either, are you Sam?

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19 minutes ago, Lord Maffi of Oxford said:

You are not a Tracy either, are you Sam!

So you are the odious little twerp of milly m. Do you always shout at people going past you? May be you should get a berth in a marina fella, or try moving yourself.

You certainly make a lot of noise for a dwarf.

 

Perhaps I had better explain. The owner of milly m has a habit of shouting some pretty strong abuse at passing boats, usually from behind pulled curtains. 
 

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51 minutes ago, Jon johan said:

So you are the odious little twerp off Milly M. Do you always shout at people going past you? May be you should get a berth in a marina fella, or try moving yourself.

You certainly make a lot of noise for a dwarf.

Oh dear another one jumping on the band wagon. 

Don't you ever get tired of your bullshit?

You sound really tough behind ya keyboard!

Take a look at my profile?

You see me (photo) and my boat name. 

Its clear for all to see!

I'm not scared!

I've been threatened by bigger turds!

Where as you and Tracy Who are you!

Nobodies I should think!

But bring it on you can add assault of an OAP a 70year old to your resume!

That'll make you feel big!

I thank you for your advice but I have never wanted to stay in a marina.

And as for 'moving', with the exception of last year, I usually do about 600 to 800 miles a year. You?

You may call me Maffi or Sir if you are not going to be friendly, but never fella! 

I might be a dwarf, but at 5'8" I was the biggest dwarf at dwarf school. 🤣🤣🤣

Bed time for you Sonny, run along!

 

 

On 01/04/2021 at 18:35, Tracy D'arth said:

It does of course take one to recogniZe another!  Irony?

Sam do you have any idea what irony is?

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1 hour ago, Lord Maffi of Oxford said:

You are not a Tracy either, are you Sam?

Another delude fool who thinks he is Columbo. Sam is stuck in the far east and son is working on trade deals.  Neither will be seen dead on this forum and I am beginning to understand why.

 

You are odious. And your language on a public forum is disgraceful.

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1 minute ago, Tracy D'arth said:

Another delude fool who thinks he is Columbo. Sam is stuck in the far east and son is working on trade deals.  Neither will be seen dead on this forum and I am beginning to understand why.

 

You are odious. And your language on a public forum is disgraceful.

The Far East wouldn't stop you Sam. I did my first three years on this forum from Riyadh!

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3 minutes ago, Tracy D'arth said:

Another delude fool who thinks he is Columbo. Sam is stuck in the far east and son is working on trade deals.  Neither will be seen dead on this forum and I am beginning to understand why.

 

You are odious. And your language on a public forum is disgraceful.

At least I am not afraid to show my face, Sam!

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1 minute ago, Lord Maffi of Oxford said:

At least I am not afraid to show my face, Sam!

Stupid. What makes you think that anyone wants to see your face? I have seen enough of your Mr Angry face thank you.  And Its Tracy D'arth 76 years old with terminal brain tumors so I am wasting no more time talking to you. Good Day.

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1 minute ago, Tracy D'arth said:

Stupid. What makes you think that anyone wants to see your face? I have seen enough of your Mr Angry face thank you.  And Its Tracy D'arth 76 years old with terminal brain tumors so I am wasting no more time talking to you. Good Day.

Right Sam OK I gotcha! So we have never met?

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39 minutes ago, Lord Maffi of Oxford said:

Oh dear another one jumping on the band wagon. 

Don't you ever get tired of your bullshit?

You sound really tough behind ya keyboard!

Take a look at my profile?

You see me (photo) and my boat name. 

Its clear for all to see!

I'm not scared!

I've been threatened by bigger turds!

Where as you and Tracy Who are you!

Nobodies I should think!

But bring it on you can add assault of an OAP a 70year old to your resume!

That'll make you feel big!

I thank you for your advice but I have never wanted to stay in a marina.

And as for 'moving', with the exception of last year, I usually do about 600 to 800 miles a year. You?

You may call me Maffi or Sir if you are not going to be friendly, but never fella! 

I might be a dwarf, but at 5'8" I was the biggest dwarf at dwarf school. 🤣🤣🤣

Bed time for you Sonny, run along!

 

 

Sam do you have any idea what irony is?

Five foot eight? Five foot three and a bit after a haircut.

 

Whose trying to scare you fella?
 

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On 01/04/2021 at 18:01, Lord Maffi of Oxford said:

Simple I've met him. He is one of the worlds odious people.

Who, Gregg Klaes? Now I KNOW you aren't being serious. 

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