David Mack Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 Is the ban on dumping toilet waste in CRT's bins going to result in an increase in wild toileting? https://www.theguardian.com/society/shortcuts/2021/feb/24/what-a-dump-why-wild-toileting-has-become-a-big-pandemic-problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac of Cygnet Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 Don't worry. There's an instruction book. How to Shit in the Woods 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lowe Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 18 minutes ago, Mac of Cygnet said: Don't worry. There's an instruction book. How to Shit in the Woods Surely you need to be a bear to shit in the woods ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbfiresprite Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 Not just the woods, https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/man-pooed-train-station-peterborough-19903944 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHS Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Mac of Cygnet said: Don't worry. There's an instruction book. How to Shit in the Woods It’s crap value though at £22.53 for the paperback. If it’s not a good read, you could always use the pages to wipe with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robtheplod Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 8 hours ago, Mac of Cygnet said: Don't worry. There's an instruction book. How to Shit in the Woods That takes away the 'what should i get for X's secret santa' next year... thanks!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 There's today's first new addition to my vocabulary: "wild toileting". It sounds like the aftermath of a Saturday night meat vindaloo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudds Lad Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 is it like Wild Camping and Wild Swimming which, in my youth, were just called Camping and Swimming? it's just become de rigueur to add "wild" to make them sound exciting and edgy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 Brill those with composting toilets can rip them out and replace them with the book - job done and frees up space in the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 21 minutes ago, Hudds Lad said: is it like Wild Camping and Wild Swimming which, in my youth, were just called Camping and Swimming? it's just become de rigueur to add "wild" to make them sound exciting and edgy That may be the in tent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 48 minutes ago, Athy said: That may be the in tent. I’m going to canvas opinion. Get some guy lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NB Alnwick Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Hudds Lad said: is it like Wild Camping and Wild Swimming which, in my youth, were just called Camping and Swimming? it's just become de rigueur to add "wild" to make them sound exciting and edgy There are so many possibilities for post-Covid adventures: Wild Shopping Wild Cycling Wild Boating Wild Working - oh no, can't do that I have now retired . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, NB Alnwick said: Wild Working - oh no, can't do that I have now retired . . . Wild daytime T.V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NB Alnwick Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Athy said: Wild daytime T.V. Aargh! Not "Homes under the hammer" again . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyG Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 Re-wilding Just now, LadyG said: Re-wilding Grants available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lowe Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 1 hour ago, NB Alnwick said: Aargh! Not "Homes under the hammer" again . . . Maybe some wild loose women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanD Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 "I've been a wild toileter for many's the year And I've spend all my money on Andrex and beer..." 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Brooks Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 33 minutes ago, IanD said: "I've been a wild toileter for many's the year And I've spend all my money on Andrex and beer..." I suspect that is the case for rather a lot of the more elderly males, not from choice but from necessity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchcrawler Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 People of a certain age will now. Is it still possible to play the comb now that old style Izal paper is not commonly seen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray T Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NB Alnwick Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, ditchcrawler said: People of a certain age will now. Is it still possible to play the comb now that old style Izal paper is not commonly seen Of course we had a wider choice in those days with ‘hard’ toilet paper - similar products being available from ‘Bronco’ and ‘Jeyes’ - not to mention of course British Railways - I knew of many who would visit the train loo on the home bound commute to secure an adequate supply. I don’t know when ‘soft’ toilet paper first arrived on the scene but with the old stuff there was little encouragement to use an excess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudds Lad Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, ditchcrawler said: People of a certain age will now. Is it still possible to play the comb now that old style Izal paper is not commonly seen greaseproof paper will just about work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanD Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 16 minutes ago, Hudds Lad said: greaseproof paper will just about work Better in the toilet too, it comes in bigger sheets and isn't as hard and slippery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesWoolcock Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 1 hour ago, NB Alnwick said: Of course we had a wider choice in those days with ‘hard’ toilet paper - similar products being available from ‘Bronco’ and ‘Jeyes’ - not to mention of course British Railways - I knew of many who would visit the train loo on the home bound commute to secure an adequate supply. I don’t know when ‘soft’ toilet paper first arrived on the scene but with the old stuff there was little encouragement to use an excess! In my younger school days, we used to travel partway home at half term by train from Gloucester to Birmingham. The trick was to horizontally hold a whole BR bog roll from a pencil or such like as one of your fellow travellers held his foot on the lavatory flush button on the carriage floor, and if careful, the roll was thus flushed away under the train. This was done when the train was on the famed Lickey Incline from Bromsgrove, and a further boy would have his head out of the window to adjudicate success which was to get the bog paper flapping out behind the banking engine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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