wood

[Alan de Enfield]

45 minutes ago, Murflynn said:

 

click and collect at my local Argos?

 

DUHHHH   !!!       that's timber, not wood.

 

 

How much longer can this keep going ?

[Murflynn]

1 hour ago, Alan de Enfield said:

 

 

How much longer can this keep going ?

 

as long as a piece of string wood  

[Jen-in-Wellies]

All these people suggesting places to get wood from, like it was easy. As if it grew on trees, or something.

[Murflynn]

nah - that wood would be too obvious.

[David Schweizer]

2 hours ago, Murflynn said:

nah - that wood would be too obvious.

Can we assume that you actual have no interest in finding a timber stockist?

[Jen-in-Wellies]

3 minutes ago, David Schweizer said:

Can we assume that you actual have no interest in finding a timber stockist?

Only one near Newport.

[Tracy D'arth]

Why would  you lumber us with this post?

What do you want? Carcass timber, joinery timber, hardwood? Gwent?

[Alan de Enfield]

4 minutes ago, Tracy D'arth said:

Why would  you lumber us with this post?

What do you want? Carcass timber, joinery timber, hardwood? Gwent?

 

 

Did you see this post ?

 

gas - Boat Equipment - Canal World

 

 

[Murflynn]

4 minutes ago, Tracy D'arth said:

Why would  you lumber us with this post?

What do you want? Carcass timber, joinery timber, hardwood? Gwent?

even ash wood would do - yew could get Hazel to find something drifting on the beech in a location that isn't too poplar, the elder the better, plane it up a bit to remove any fur and spruce it up a bit, then burn it in a privet place in an environmentally friendly manner and box up the ash for me please.

10 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said:

 

 

Did you see this post ?

 

gas - Boat Equipment - Canal World

 

 

 

someone's always late arriving at the party  

[TheBiscuits]

If you find scant humour in this thread, you'll joist have to put up with it ...

[Tracy D'arth]

Is this now a privet conversation?

You could always hedge your bets of gorse, its going a bit sloe.

[alistair1537]

He could mean Viagra...

[Murflynn]

2 hours ago, alistair1537 said:

He could mean Viagra...

 

who what when how  ????   

[nbfiresprite]

8 hours ago, alistair1537 said:

He could mean Viagra...

Or pole dancer clubs in Newport to give him 'wood'.